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I’m a very English man, so so so English, my mother is 97% English, were painfully English.

Whenever I use a VPN to get around Britains stupid internet restrictions though, I always route through Ireland.

When i mention it i never just say “im using a VPN” i say “I’m Irish.” The joke being that I am definitely not

It’s a negligible amount but I think this is the opposite of how those Americans who say they’re Irish feel when they open one of these up.

#Y’know how I mentioned my mother was 97% the other 3 was Irish #I told my dad the Irish thing because he’s the only place most of it could have come from and he got visibly offended #this is one of the many reasons we hate my dad guys

This woman (non derogatory that's just what she happens to be) is pissing me off and she's at the other end of England. I dislike being kin of her. Like wow. Whole ass 24 year old. Making your mother cry without even lifting a finger because of the actual fucking horrors you left here years ago and demanded she not touch. wow.

I'm trying to fix it but I need a nap, man.... I also need a shovel, I'm going to go out and buy a shovel tomorrow. (This is not a joke, I've been trying to use a snow shovel on the horrors and it's not working, too big)

#vent #I'm tired of this grampa #I know this is vague but there are multiple biohazards and fire risks involved #I wish I was joking #it's genuinely been tanking my mother's mental health for years #side note found out she also knows Arabic she can learn 5 languages but can't leave blood vomit and who knows what else everywhere wow #I know this is probably in bad taste to rant about on Tumblr but after a certain amount of rotting bodily fluids a person can snap #I want a hazmat suit for my birthday

i-am-a-lazy-mess

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

My taste in anime is so bellow the bottom of the barrel that I’m it’s underling

lover-of-anything-anime

Hey, all. Sorry if this is the first time seeing the post, but I wanted to warn you about a certain individual online by the name of thefallenfaust. The importance of this announcement is the more recent events brought to my attention and poses a severe risk to not only our community, but to several communities he's been involved with. This includes questionable to borderline predatory behaviors towards minors, harmful, negligent, and dangerous hypocritical behaviors as both a moderator and friend, and a consistent pattern of dishonesty. Attached to this announcement is a document covering the MAIN issues of what thefallenfaust has done, excluding many microaggressions and personal issues that witnesses and victims have brought up. A lot of the people in the document include the moderators on a Discord server discussing these issues, but it also includes statements from other people who are testifying about thefallenfaust's behaviors. I, along with the moderators of said Discord server, ask and heavily advise that if you recognize anyone from this document for any reason, do NOT harass them, threaten them, or expose any of their identities. If you ask anyone any questions about their involvement, they have the right to politely decline, and you leave it at that. TRIGGER WARNING FOR THE FOLLOWING THAT RESIDES IN THE DOC UNDER THE CUT: Self Harm, SA, Rape, Gore, Predatory/Grooming Behavior towards Minors

A PSA on Lawrence/Vittorino/TheFallenFaust. Trigger warning: Self Harm, SA, Rape, Gore, Predatory/Grooming Behavior towards Minors Any and a

sophiehelgagoughfives

calm down guys, it's only the 8th

inthefallofasparrow

At this rate, Caesar won't even show up on the day. You tipped him off.

the-haiku-bot

At this rate, Caesar

won’t even show up on the

day. You tipped him off.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

katharkness

Caesar was tipped off by a seer and still showed up

sometimesanequine

you could say i have a passion for graphic design

paradoxial-cunt

bog-goblin

i-am-a-fish

pangur-and-grim

goodnight, pangur. I love you

aslan101514

> how will i use biomimicry to enable powered flight

> the humble aerofoil

feefal

Evolution of Steel! Did you know steel is just iron with a dash of carbon mixed into it? It’s literally just iron with 1% carbon, which magically makes it more durable

feefal