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bunny

Description: An illustration set against a bright red background. At the bottom half of the illustration is a rabbit, mid run. It's head is pointed down and the iris of it's eye is the same red as the background. Text overlaying the image says 'If they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.' Which is from Watership Down by Richard Adams.

zmpl

i had a dream that there was a new pokemon challenge called “pokemon normal” where you could only use pokemon that closely resemble their real-life animal counterparts (e.g. you could use rattata because it closely resembles a rodent, but not pikachu) and you could only use moves that a real-life animal could do (e.g. tackle, growl, bite, scratch, etc)

whimsical-catacombs

she's got legs for days? okay well i've had legs for over 24 years

garaks-padded-cell

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

mala-taste

dragon-in-a-fez

accidentally wrote "maid of horror" and I think I'm on to something actually. new wedding role responsible for releasing a chainsaw clown into the chapel if things get boring

shinraalpha

i bought the new Lego Tower of Babel set but the instructions stop making sense about halfway through the little booklet thingy.

swagophile

Me if I was a housecat: My life is a fucking night mare because I can't go outside and kill and eat mice and birds

Me if I was a field mouse: Im so happy that cat is inside and not out here

Me if I was a hawk: Thst mouse is sio fucking dumb. Im gonna kill that fuck ing mouse

real-language-facts

Shortest Saddest Stoey Ever:

for sale baby, never died

real-language-facts

wordplay was discovered by Jokes Plenty who tried to engage in loophole ridden lawyer-speak casually instead of competitively

oshindijo

At least we can all agree that the real best adaptation of The Odyssey is Watership Down.

cassili

boringkate

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

paradigm-adrift

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

terramythos

holy shit this person in the notes

discodyke-dogthing

nottithonus

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"