I don’t know what’s happening either

this started out as a poetry blog……. now it’s - not? occasional writing that may or may not be good, rambling about books films and everything in between, as well as some humble memes. welcome :)

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Jfc

[curlicuecal]

[augustarambles]

I originally reblogged this with the tag “imagine if people minded their business” but I actually feel like that’s incorrect

Imagine if people talked to their neighbors. Can you imagine how much better off we would be if we knew the people around us and treated them like friends/coworkers instead of hostile individuals?

I’m not saying you have to be friends with them but at least KNOWING who lives around you is helpful. Jesus Christ.

[headspace-hotel]

How do people end up with the idea that the world is filled with such danger and threat from others

[whatladybird]

riddle, e.s.

[arduennas]

they’re ex-lovers. they’re heretics. they’re religious fanatics. they’re compulsive liars. they’re terrible parents to their only child. they conceived of the same unethical experiment and executed it on children independently of each other. they’re fashion icons. i didn’t say their names but they popped into your head didn’t they

[toskarin]

[doesn’t really understand conspiracy theories but wants to be involved] jfk didn’t kill himself

[theballmighty]

Tupac was always on the moon

[yang-xiao-lin]

flat bigfoot

[alisoncooper]

we need to put matt berry in knives out 3 purely because i would pay good money to see matt “𝘕𝘦𝘌𝘦𝘞 𝘠𝘰𝘖𝘰𝘙𝘬 𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘈y” berry and daniel “foghorn leghorn” craig talk to one another for two hours

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[madphantom]

Some funny stories from the Goncharov shoot today

This was NOT the pinnacle of my organizational skills so I didn't manage to get an eyepatch, so Sofia ended up making an eyepatch out of duct tape and a facemask aND SOMEHOW MAKING IT LOOK GOOD

Andrey, donning said eyepatch, would make sure to greet every confused passerby with a huge grin during the shoot

Andrey and I both usually wear glasses, shenanigans ensued when we had to take them off. Especially with me, I kept putting them back on and forgetting until mid scene.

There was a swan that flew by like three times but always when my camera was out of reach. Little shit.

Andrey accidentally called me Maria Goncharova in one take.

It was cold. So cold, in fact, that my fingers literally froze to a church door. Andrey and our camera operator had ice crystals in their hair.

Literally you can't imagine how cold it was.

We wanted to warm up in the church but it was closed so we filmed a homoerotic apple scene at the gates instead.

Then we almost missed our bus and then we almost got hit by said bus. Driver was not happy.

Sofia, the camera operator and I ended up in a prop department eating cake together.

[huffylemon]

[sigynpenniman]

“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.

[slowspinningredemption]

“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″

[hydrojinn]

“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”

“sunset from the parking lot of the diner taken on an iphone 5 in 2016”

[vimbry-moved]

the view across the road partially eclipsed by house, 2017

[xxtc-96xx]

Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights

-2014, front yard

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”

And “Finally, no Power Lines”

-Sept. 30, 2020, passenger seat of a moving Buick

[naamahdarling]

Behind a near-defunct mall in super small-town OK. HUGE rays.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

congrats on re-creating do you like the colours of the sky, lads

[chalkandwater]

I visited a puffin colony a few days ago.

I want you to meet my friend… the porb

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my fav thing in wildlife research is the concept of animals being “trap happy” meaning the same animal goes into a trap on purpose again and again after it’s caught the first time bc it was like “hey…..there was food in there and Zero (0) predators and then they just let me go in the morning…….”

on one hand it fucks up our data but on the other hand……..I Get It you Funky Little Rodents

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

if it were pouring rain on my walk home from work at night and I found a big metal box full of pizza and a bed where no one else could bother me and the only condition is that in the cold light of day I’d have to face a bunch of scientists weighing me and then letting me go on the sidewalk I’d probably end up in there a lot.

[partygoerpropaganda]

Fun Fact! I used to volunteer at an Aquarium in Texas. 

In that aquarium, we had a lot of turtles who were deemed unreleasable  because of various reasons. A couple had horrible eye sight, a couple were disabled, etc. 

And then… There was Einstein. 

Now Einstein was unique among our turtles. 

The first time she washed up on the shore, she was in good health. She had some scrapes from washing up, I mean, but those healed just fine. Absolutely nothing serious was wrong with her. They tagged her, and they released her. 

And she washed up again. Again, she was checked over, and again, there was nothing wrong. They let her go again.

The third time she beached herself, it was decided that she… was just going to keep doing this. So she became part of our rehabilitation program because there were only two reasons for her behavior: Either she had some kind of turtle mental health issues that lead to her repeatedly beaching herself, or… she had realized that when she got beached, people brought her to a place without anything trying to eat her, and she got free food. 

I think you all can guess what the person who named her thought about it.

[the-haiku-bot]

I think you all can

guess what the person who named

her thought about it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

When I am emperor, I will make everyone who refers to women’s leg hair removal as “basic hygiene” fight to the death in my coliseum.

[eilooxara]

finally it will be understood that I am doing it not for hygiene but for slut reasons

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

sluts are welcome in my empire, be they hairy or smooth

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Confused, but cautiously willing to welcome these slippery people into my empire so long as I can put down some plastic drop clothes over the couches before they sit down, and provided they do not become evangelical or moralizing about their thigh slime. (Why stop at thighs? Why not emulate the valiant eel and opt for a full mucusoid coat?)

[deathsmallcaps]

This probably refers to people whose thighs touch and chafe when they’re wearing shorts or skirts

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Aww, and here I was planning an imperial holiday called Slime Fest, with mandatory public slimings.

Very well, anti-chafing measures are permissible. I want my subjects to be comfortable (when they are not fighting to the death obviously).

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

your highness can we still have slime fest?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

*imperial majesty thx

[its-gremlin-time]

Imperial majesty, can we still have the slime fest?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

hmmmmmm

no I’m too sad that the eel people don’t exist and I shall declare an Imperial Day of Sulking instead

all are welcome

[realquickwhatshouldwecallyu]

The imperial Majesty Sulking

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

for three hours each day we will open the doors of the palace to the public so that my subjects may view their emperor sulking about the eel people from the royal observation chamber

there will be hors d'oeuvre

[reffitt-blog1]

Imperial Majesty, bring back Slime Fest or the people shall revolt

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

don’t threaten me with a good time

[slonekaru]

Shit the people revolted and their Imperial Majesty is dead.

26.12.2022 - mark it on your calendar. The slime fest revolt succeed

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

[queerpyracy]

listen. listen. the consumption of animal products is about mutually beneficial relationships Not domination and that's why prioritizing animal r*ghts over animal welfare is an absolutely brain fungus take to have

[queerpyracy]

urban leftists who've never so much as raised a chicken will be like "umm think about the politics of your diet???" because they can't conceive of the fact that domestication is an incredibly sweet gig for most livestock where they don't have to look for their own food or shelter or water are protected from predators and also get free healthcare and a quick clean death

[justslowdown]

100%

The actual issues with our current livestock system are because of capitalism and industrialization. Can we please focus our energy on the global paradigm being cruel and unsustainable to us, the planet, AND livestock instead of getting lost in virtue signaling

[corpsekeys]

Do I need you, my hope, my gun? Do I owe you my everything? My heart, my liege, my second birth

[mwagneto]

i firmly believe the ideal way to consume media is by looking at tumblr posts about it (breaking bad, american psycho, supernatural etc) but never actually watching it, which means Goncharov (1973) is absolutely perfect for this website

[wereallbloodyinspired]

in 2x10, i wonder if five pushed luther from under the chimney bc he found luthers body buried under bricks in the apocalypse

[leftoverlight]

[samfannar]

 ✿Tom