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fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight. "life, travel, time, space, mankind, demons in the dark… i will never let them tear us apart."

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was gonna get it on my chest, but i know i wouldn't be able to deal with having my work shirts buttoned all the way up. thanks so much, @eguntor! i've always wanted this, and it's perfect! #ericguntor #sailormoon #usagitsukino #transformationbrooch

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"we are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. we poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths. i can’t stop pissing on fire hydrants. i know it’s silly and useless—epically useless in my current state—but i am an animal like any other."

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finally able to listen to our song on vinyl. (@amber1788) thank you, @sdupreebemis for making this song exist for us! 💖

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SHIRTS ARE STARTING TO ARRIVE! if you ordered one, be on the lookout! also, post a picture & tag @starttodayrecovery and #starttodayrecovery. thanks so much to those who supported us! @gang_of_one & i greatly appreciate it. #recovery #sobriety #sober #alcoholicsanonymous #cocaineanonymous #narcoticsanonymous

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happy first birthday to murphy's new back! it's been one year since his surgery! :) thanks to everyone who helped out, i don't know where we would be right now if it wasn't for all of you! <3 @gang_of_one #helpmurphy #datniggamurphy #doxie #dachshund #bestdog

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i wish it rained roses. 🌹🌹🌹#usagispacebunny why are we not best friends yet, @usagispacebunny? #wearesecretlybestfriendsinmymind

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he's hurtful, but it doesn't mean you should be too. #fredphelps #westborobaptist

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here's a better picture of the shirt. front & back. it was hard to get a decent picture of the back because the print is wider than me. @tobymorse #straightedge #starbucks #xxx #saynotodrugssayyestopizza #frapsnotcrack

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and this is why someone somewhere invented straighteners, ponytails & braids. #cottoncandyfro #pinkhair #betterhairthanyours

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so, @thecarlamarie started this thing called “#nomakeupmonday” to “raise awareness for natural beauty”. because in the never ending battle of what girls should & shouldn’t do to make themselves feel pretty, people seem to think that the only reason girls wear makeup is to “please society”. SO, here i am, starting “YES MAKEUP MONDAY”. because, NEWS FLASH: some girls wear makeup because they want to, or because they like makeup. like me, i love make up & the beautiful colors it comes in, and i love that i can put different makeup/colors together to create a fun look. i enjoy thinking about all the different things i could do with my makeup because it makes ME happy, not because it will make anyone else happy. if a girl wants to wear makeup, let her. if a girl doesn’t want to wear makeup, let her. stop making big deals out of easy peasy simple stuff. SO, even if you’re like me, and wear makeup everyday, post it on monday for #yesmakeupmonday! #noonewilldothis #nomakeupmonday #makeuprules #wearmakeupandwearitproud

(no disrespect to you, @thecarlamarie, i think it’s cool that you started this for the girls who wear makeup for someone other than themselves, i just think it should be viewed from both sides. :) )

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due to the beautiful weather, today is apparently wash your car day. we participated and made our whip sparkle. @gang_of_one

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.@starttodayrecovery's latest supporter. #wwe #vincemcmahon #starttodayrecovery #selfienation

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forgot to post this the other day. 😊 @gang_of_one #thefranklininstitute #pompeii

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SEAWEED FACE. #crazyeyes #aquamarina @lushcosmetics

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it's just one of those burn-your-skin-off-in-a-steaming-hot-bath kinda nights.

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perfection. #tfios

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this is me after a dumb night with very little sleep. we're talking like an hour, tops. woke up 5 minutes before i had to leave, threw on a shit shirt and pretended to fix my makeup. this is me officially complaining about a monday.