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how are you 27 talking about Harry Potter why don't you try substance abuse
you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.
I would literally do crack to hit him harder
Please Stop Bullying My Large Adult Son For Being An Incredibly Stupid Guy Online
idgaf ill bully her too
the body may be but mere flesh and bone
but the soul within is a colossus
I need to know what happened to get reblogs disabled on this post
played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.
no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it
Can’t stop thinking abt what happens to salmon when they get horny
aight ill bite what happens when they get horny
They literally transform into a new, unbelievably fucked up creature
Why does this post just end here? Where is science Tumblr explaining the fact or nice Tumblr explaining the joke why isn’t anyone adding here I hate this place
there’s simply not much to add my friend sometimes salmon just get horny. and they turn into disgusting little body horror versions of their former selves. and they leave their homes and swim up an unfamiliar river until their bodies begin to fall apart. and they have crazy salmon orgies. much rejoicing. And then they all die. Such is the way of the world
so bitter that whenever anyone says "wizard" these days most people jump straight to thinking of harry potter. when i say "wizard" this is what i am talking about
^^^ this is me
so much could have been improved in the sequels if kylo ren hadn’t been force sensitive
no wait think about it. kylo ren not being force sensitive, but so desperate to be so he’s willing to do anything. he feels cheated out of his grand destiny, his powers that his mother and uncle (and cousin?) have. give me the story on the entitlement towards the force. it would have shown that the force is beyond biological, it always has been. it would have given a better reason for kylo ren to “fall to the dark side”, so desperate for a connection to the force that he plays the part of a dark sider, swinging a cracking red lightsaber around with no finesse or training, killing hoping that it will push him further into a dark side of the force he cannot feel. it would have given a reason for him to hate han; that because han isn’t force sensitive, it’s his fault that kylo isn’t either. kylo’s character would have been stronger because his choices would have been his own, instead of whatever whisper dream manipulations they were in canon. his evil has nothing to do with the force, but an entitled man trying to claim a power he believes is his by birthright.
this would have foiled perfectly with finn, too- one is a child born to the most powerful force sensitives in the galaxy who cannot feel the force. and finn is a child who was taken from his family, forced into soldier-hood, who feels such a deep and powerful connection to himself and the force that he breaks free. kylo ren, seething and entitled trying to claim a destiny and power that just aren’t his, and finn, who has suffered at kylo’s actions and still connected to the powerful light inside of him. the “nobody” hero of the sequels who has the power of the force and the legacy-born villain who doesn’t.
reylos are not allowed to touch this post btw
The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time
Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King
I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he’ll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun
Kojima is very anti war, but also he has like a little kid brain where he just loves military hardware and spies and soldiers and he especially loves big machines that go really fast and make huge kabooms, and I think it’s the tension between these two parts of him that makes his art so deliciously insane
Was fucking around with this guy and he invited a third. No big deal. I thought they looked similar but thought I was just being r*cist.
It was his brother. They regularly get together to do that. Sometimes without the third.
Not ashamed to admit: I stayed for the whole night
see, what you need is a brother in christ…
Is it me or does Jupiter in this also look like calcifer from howls moving castle
was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????
piplup with two guns what will he do 😳
SCREAM I FORGOT THIS WAS THE THUMBNAIL.... N THE VIDEO IS TITLED PIPLUP WATER GUN 😭😭😭
you were in the US military once right? how believable would this be?
That's exactly what you should expect from the average motivated American warfighter
I am convinced that the one (1) downside to abolishing the military is that it would cause a Library of Alexandria scale loss of Dumb Guy culture.
That's like saying you don't want to excise a malignant growth because it'll hurt the cancer
Counterpoint: I want to study them like a bug under a microscope.
If you want to study the leviathan, study its corpse
Hon, I'm a novelist. Is McDonald's an unlikely source of chicken mcnuggets?