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snoopysupe

tower fics are so back baby

yars

supersexyawesomeness

forchristsakeisthereausername-d

Gotta get that good luck

slimy-soda-jerk

Why not?

masterfat-chubby

Cool

jestermawz

Pupper of good luck lol

lastoneout

something I will never understand about five guys is how they insist on fucking entombing their burgers in foil

lastoneout

like they cook the burgers SO hot and fresh and then wrap them up SO tight it's ridiculous. I'm sitting here picking apart layer after layer of compacted foil while my burger slowly becomes a bog mummy. like I can understand why in some parts of the world these things are called steamed hams, you're practically fucking pressure cooking the damn thing. serving burgers like someone turned fort knox into a sauna. I'm left shaking and sobbing knowing every second spent not opening the solid foil prison around my burger is another minute for the steam to dissolve the bun like acid.

they hand you a coffin buried in a mountain of french fries like "go on then, dig" and you just reply "yes sir" knowing you'd have to be a fucking archeologist or bomb technician to get to your food while it's still solid. why the fuck do we live like this.

lastoneout

okay I do want to clarify I'm not opposed to wrapping burgers in foil I'm specifically opposed to the way five guys hermetically seals them immediately after cooking to the degree that the steam and meat create a goddamn ecosystem so powerful it could probably terraform a small moon

lastoneout

borger soggy

theshitpostcalligrapher

Patpatpat there there

st-pam

megadan94

Do I get to choose when?

I’m a full-time uni student right now, but I’d really appreciate a job after I graduate.

barbienefertiti

I’ll represent you in court :)

niggaweaintfriends

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

wheresmywig

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

ifuckwiththerainbows

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

brownbitchacho

Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok

diazeddies

for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.

apollo-and-the-moon

Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief

lifehackable

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

tarcroach

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

ittygittydiddynator

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

sparklesmccheesy

Important and vital

natasha-romvnoff

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

writing-n-ocs

This is an exception to not being related to writing.

castielismyhusband2266

I hope this helps somebody

derinthescarletpescatarian

Whenever someone in one of my buy swap sell groups reports a missing cat, I remember this post and pass the advice on. So far, ALL of the missing cats have come home.

catlips001

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

battebitch-deactivated20200410

what was yesterday, cat?

catlips001

I’m not missing it this year.

politijohn

Chills. I can't imagine my own high school showing up like this less than a decade ago to protest disgusting legislation like Florida's Don't Say Gay bill. The support Gen Z shows for the LGBTQ community is breathtaking.

The fight goes on. Keep it up.

greia

I think you all need to know the consequences of this brave action.

The kid who started the walkout at the original school was indefinitely suspended, even though he had permission for the demonstration (their excuse is that he got permission for the walkout, but not for the little Pride flags he handed out). Other participating kids at other schools have similarly been punished.

Teachers who supported students walking out are also being punished, fired, blacklisted from working at other schools.

Homophobic kids are ratting out their fellow students and teachers for supporting the walkout to get them in trouble with school administrations.

The consequences are continuing.

So yes, applaud this - this is great, and it’s brave, and it’s inspiring. But be aware of what the reaction has been.

swordandthread

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

princesstigerbelle

HOLY SHIT

cybermax

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

tandembicycles

@quantumghosts

cryoverkiltmilk

#how long do you think that cat has wanted to touch those shimmery orbs?#How long do you think it’s looked up at that light fixture and thought Someday or If only#But that day#Some human left a chair#right in the spot#and that cat#that magnificent chicken leg of an animal saw it’s opportunity#it carefully scaled that chair#it balanced on the tippy top#and it reached for it’s dreams

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