gAlexy of daddy issues

a federation of cosmic particles suspended in skin | upset about being corporeal | video editor extraordinaire | #1 Power apologist | wife #58

[were--ralph]

loving this elon drag

[caudlewag]

Remember that time Pink Kryptonite randomly turned Superman into a woman and he was just all ‘It’s cool brah’ and continued punching baddies?

[zero0000]

I cant believe superman has a magical girl sequence

[heroesneedalancer]

Superman, in his normal deep voice: “I can work with this.”

[continues curbstomping]

[wakandamama]

I like that they kept Superman Buff even as he was Sailor Superman

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[ashalle-art]

[belvira]

True

[bassiter]

sorry but i have one (1) more bttf post

marty mcfly is trans

very short

social outcast

wears layers upon layers, like it’s literally SUCH a transmasc outfit

his mom doesn’t approve of his girlfriend for no discernible reason other than that it seems she doesn’t want him to have a girlfriend at all

he hangs out almost exclusively with a disgraced scientist with no origin story for how they met………….. maybe doc brown gives him hormones?

[thequantumqueer]

#nobody calls him marty the bullies just call him mcfly

[portentous-offerings]

[punkrorschach]

love the concept that a disgraced nuclear scientist just has spare testosterone that he’ll give to a 17 year old

[jackironsides]

I just assumed that the implication was that a disgraced nuclear physicist went ‘It can’t be that hard to synthesise; it’s only chemistry’ and took on providing Marty’s testosterone supply as a personal hobby

[computationalcalculator]

the disgraced nuclear physicist is also trans

[ibuprofengirl]

[catbelle]

FOR THE BETTER!

[spacethefinalfucktier]

Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.

[baejax-the-great]

[star-wars-prequel-memes]

[formeganpage]

LOL [source]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

From the thumbnnail I thought that it was just a jacket thrown over a box that the kitty had made himself comfortable on. I was NOT expecting the tiny little defeated voice to emerge.

[seamonsterart]

he is doing it on purpose.. >:3c

[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

[destiel-is-real-idgaf]

[andysambrg]

#what being bi is like

Porco Rosso (1992) / Cowboy Bebop (2001)

[everythingfox]

“Kitten has the softest paws”

(via)

[archivesandcyanide]

story time: when my brother was born I was about three years old and I can’t remember much, I just remember wanting to pick his name and finally settling on “Rainbow” and telling my parents hey so I decided we should name the kid Rainbow, top name right

bear in mind i was three and had all the naming capacity of a young fan making their first forays into making a power fantasy self-insert oc

but apparently dreams can get you somehwere because years later, when i was about thirteen i mentioned this memory to my mother, and she said “yeah, we called him that” and I was like “lmao as if you called him that I know brother’s name duh” and in short she got out his birth certificate, and yeah. My brother’s fucking middle name is, officially and legally, Rainbeau.

ok but it gets better. because my brother’s first name is Morgan, a welsh name which by some translations means “arc over the sea,” which can be argued means “rainbow”

my parents called my brother Rainbow Rainbow

i had too much power when i was three

[thesaltofcarthage]

oh look, Moon Moon’s human form

[riversaur-deactivated20181209]

I did this compilation right after Vine went down, and I thought I lost it, but I finally found it

[phantomonabudget]

Legendary

[anachronic-cobra]

I’ve never seen the update to the sand guardian, pure and good

[toebeens]

I had the same reaction to the sand guardian update. ‘Poseidon WILL quiver before you.’

[areax]

Jed portrayed the shapeshifting alien taking the form of a Norwegian dog in John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). Jed was half-wolf, half Canadian malamute, and according to Carpenter, was an excellent animal actor—after becoming familiar with the cast and crew, he would not look at the camera, crew, or dolly during scenes. Jed’s quiet manner perfectly reflected the alien’s unsettling nature. Jed would go on to act in a few other movies, and lived on his trainer Clint Rowe’s animal sanctuary until his death at age eighteen—quite old for a dog of his breed.

[devnaut]

literally where is his oscar

[eyebau-deactivated20220221]

ferret