Oreo city

☆★☆★☆★☆★

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[screenshotsofdespair]

[jame7t]

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[confusedsplagebbi]

41º43'32”N, 49º56'49”W

[freesiadotcom]

THE TITANIC?????

[zeadeye]

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[pangur-and-grim]

I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

[pangur-and-grim]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks

[ulan-bator]

[hero-in-high-tops]

obsessed with the thumbnail paramount+ uses for this episode

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[elekid]

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

[restinpiss]

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[maidthings]

you left comms on again

[torstherapy]

[tinsnip]

Per @spoonstrek

[faggyspice]

[alotofweirdkinks]

[circusheart]

I dont remember saying that

[spiralstaircased]

Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*