first rule: make her laugh.
hello vonnie
Mike Driver
Three Goblin Art
Claire Keane
YOU ARE THE REASON
Sade Olutola
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

pixel skylines
d e v o n
Not today Justin
Cosmic Funnies

#extradirty
DEAR READER
One Nice Bug Per Day
todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

@theartofmadeline

roma★
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@warehouseagent13
first rule: make her laugh.
this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control
wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That
me when im hungry
THE ART JUST MADE THIS EVEN BETTER 😂
fucking reblogging
need to fucking read this every fucking day
Allison on instagram on 9.19.2020❤️ #LaFemmePendu
My current homescreen on my phone for the foreseeable future *heart eyes*
*thinks about women*
*bites lip*
September 30th
October 1st
November 1st
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Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain.
H.G. Wells & Myka Bering | Warehouse 13
the timestamp says 2017 but every fiber of my being is saying 2003
Today at work I asked one of the kids what her favourite colour was and she said:
‘Pink and purple. They’re pretty. I used to liked yellow but I got fed up with it.’ She stares into the distance. Suddenly this five year old child in her flowery dress with matching ribbons in her hair has become a battle-hardened veteran. She’s seen some shit.
‘Too many things are yellow now’. If this were a movie she’d knock back the last of her whiskey and get up from the bar. I know in my heart of hearts this kid is sick of minions.
Hot take: Until You Find Me was a vast improvement from cherry bomb if you know what I mean
#studentloans
early to bed early to rise
burger king meal with burger king fries
DC Fancast → Allison Scagliotti as Batgirl/Oracle/Barbara Gordon
Can we get some water for this man’s thirst?
in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,
this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure
please do not forget your smash mouth
Suburban mothers on Vulcan have Live, Long, Prosper wall art