without cause

if you can come up with something to say about me, it's probably true, and/or worse.

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[adreamingsologirl]

[oohsnickers]

[curliestofcrowns]

I’ve been thinking about this daily since it crossed my dash

[wells-hannah]

SHE’S THE MAN ( 2006 )dir. andy fickman

[elliot-amy]

obsessed with this miss piggy moment on master chef junior

[docchloroplast]

Sorry singed her WHAT

[fantastic-nonsense]

Tatiana Maslany was literally insane for playing like 12 different people with the same face and then interacting with multiple versions of herself for five whole seasons

[fantastic-nonsense]

she really Did That™ and we are all incredibly grateful

[carnival-phantasm]

I miss tumblr's Reblog Balls

[spooky-fubuki]

These ones? Ah I don't want to update my app and suffer then

[carnival-phantasm]

No, I mean the tumblr labs' Reblog Balls

It was a feature where you could see the size of a tumblr user's balls in each post they were in. The more people reblogged directly from them, the bigger their balls.

It was interesting because as soon as a contrarian rant, shit take, insane reply and/or dumb addition was added to a post, you could check these and, inevitably, you'd find a common link responsible for the spread of the shit version of said post, and I just found fascinating how awful tumblrs were interconnected.

I guess you could use it to curate your dash by blocking/blacklisting everyone in the Shit Chain, but I was always too lazy to do it.

[human-south-of-north-pole]

[bill-nye-official-blog]

we used to have so many balls

[badgerpunk]

[cyberho]

get ur cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting 

[guerrillatech]

[filmreel]

[notallmensheviks]

How Tumblr Became Popular for Being Obsolete

The social-media platform’s status as a relic of the Internet has attracted prodigal users as well as new ones.

positive press? for tumblr???? my gd.......

[mlmushroomism]

we fucked up its getting more profitable

[gh0stprotocol]

[truthisidocare-deactivated20220]

[amoyed]

when you say something funny and your friends laugh

[anxietyproblem]

[coochiekrab]

[skeebadu]

this is so damn funny lmaooo

[kalyug]