The North Wind Blew Fiercely

20, they/them pronouns, please.

[deadeyesopened]

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[tenderheliotrope]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

given how prolific the deltarune theory industrial complex is I cant imagine any way for the game to end without making a lot of people very angry

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tobias "rhododendron" dogs relaxing after finishing his dream game when ralseitheon airstrikes his apartment complex for confirming hungry bunny theory instead of dark uncle theory

[metalicity]

A mutual romantic subtext to the murder

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[maidthings]

hypnotic induction or lift form advice

[maidthings]

[spinchs-field]

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

[spinchs-field]

what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg

[treecitysessions]

Going around asking random people to hit their shit is crazy actually this is the one time I’ll side with a Frenchman

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

listen I ain't accusing nobody of stealing the blade of winds, I'm just saying it's weird how all of a sudden your cousin Ronnie's moped'll do 140 miles per hour uphill

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

Carol said she saw him cut down a passing sparrow with it. split it clean in half

[maidthings]

infodumping about the history of the study of physics but every time i describe an "X's demon" thought experiment a take a sidebar to describe the demon's appearance and manner of dress in great detail

[maidthings]

by the time I get to maxwell's you realize that without fail I've described all of them as wearing glasses

[wariolandiv]

Deltarune Chapter 5 releases today, so I have performed a beautiful vocal cover of my favourite song from the game to celebrate. Please enjoy.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

[coochiejuice-deactivated2014012]

why are yall in hot topic tho

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

shiiiit ho…..to steal……its the steal championships this week….prelims…….hot topic…final round will be at the movie theater……

steal the movie from the screen

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[fapper]

What me and jay saw on my hinge yesterday

[cryptotheism]

Cop: Have you been age regressing this evening?

Me about to go for the stuffed dog in the glove compartment: No officer

[cryptotheism]

Cop: Do you know how old you are right now?

Me: (counting on my fingers) dis many

Cop: Step out of the car please.

[trigonomicon]

I'm experimenting with comic-making.