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Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something
Just a few more. This is a big trend.
Things I learned from the comments
She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims
She took a vow a chastity
A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down
For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)
She was repeatedly raped.
The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)
She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake
In her holiday people make titty cupcakes
I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.
other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???
When is titty cupcake day?
Today!
Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.
It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.
Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire
This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.
Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.
Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!
Happy Haunting!
Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.
The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….
Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels. But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right. I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.
can I just say that the Christmas Vampire is infinitely preferable to the Elf on the Shelf
So apparently Alchemy is a subject taught at Hogwarts and I bet all the muggleborn students have a fuckin field day with that one like can you imagine
Some poor, unsuspecting Hogwarts professor: Alright class, welcome to your first Alchemy lesson. Now, can anyone tell me what alchemy is?
Every muggleborn student in haunting unison: Alchemy is the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all powerful art. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be lost. This “equivalent exchange” is alchemys first law…
The same poor, unsuspecting Hogwarts professor: today class, we will learn about a curious creature of legends in alchemy, the chimera-
Every muggleborn immediately bursts into tears and horrified shouts
The very tired Hogwarts professor: alright class, who can tell me the price of dabbling in alchemy without proper guidance or restraint?
A very cheeky student, probably Seamus Finnegan: an arm and a leg
I love this 😂
You compared me to an animal yet were surprised when I attacked. Did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth?
What kind of Shakespeare copy is this
“Thou calledst me dog before thou hadst a cause.
But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.”
- Merchant of Venice, Act 3 Scene 3
THE GREATEST SAGA OF OUR TIME
GUYS, EUGENE FINALLY SAT (x)
He made a fucking banner
Lap guy is killing it in the facial expressions department.
IM WHEEZING (TURN SOUND ON AND WATCH TILL END)
I’M SO DEAD RIGHT NOW OMG
I CAN’T BREATHE
me when i pick something up with my foot
not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life
look … im no expert …but i think the feeling of pressing a hot cup of tea to your cheek and having the warmth bleed onto your skin is, like… it. you know what i mean
Jesus Christ what just happened.
look at different people each time tho
#is this problem sleuth
sHE THREW A BABY
I’ve been watching his for the past 5 minutes
The cop dipped
Lmao she threw the baby
“nobody fucking helps me in this house”
YOU HAVE ENTERED
RADICAL SATURDAY
Today’s Friday, though.
I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this