indie skywarp

decepticon, 21+ muse/mun, m!a: none

[warpedimpulsecontrol]

RULES FROM THE JET’S HANDLER:

1. Some nsfw humor might happen- however, I don’t usually RP smut or the like. Skywarp is Stupid and an Adult, so he will flirt and probably make out. However it is that giant alien robots make out. However, all shipping muns have to be over 21. Talk to the mun if you want your giant robot to kiss this idiot and we’ll figure things out!

2. Magic anons are fine by me! I find them fun to write.

3. Godmodding is a no. Unless previously discussed by the muns, both muses control themselves.

4. Be cool! We’re here to have a good time and be silly with giant robots. If you need anything tagged or rewritten in a reply, just ask.

HAVE FUN

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Do you have mobile-accessible rules?

//it has been three months since i have checked on any of my blogs and i am just now realizinig

skywarp doesnt have a rules page. i forgot the rules page

WELP SOON I WILL, ANON

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you wanna nab Megatron's nuts? the autobots are gonna share nuts with each other?

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i gotta drive you nuts to make up for the ones you don't have

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this prime is NUTLESS. JOIN THE DECEPTICONS TODAY for a LEADER FULL OF NUTS

[polyhexianchicken]

"Anyone wanna get hammered with me? I have thise engex made for tanks and shuttles that definitely knocks me out after only ingesting a tenth of it."

[polyhexianchicken]

@warpedimpulsecontrol commented: Shuttle-grade engex?

"What, too strong for your tastes?"

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no I just wanna make sure you have enough

burning through that is sparkling play

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...if it helps, we made bets for all of decepticon command. we were overcharged as slag and playing 'frag, conjunx, kill'

[2ndcommand-deactivated20211216]

and where did I fit into this?

[warpedimpulsecontrol]

you are technically part of decepticon command scream

ramjet asked if there was a point to having autobots listed in the game and we all decided that there is at least ONE grounder we would all do it with and then we made bets and anyway, my pick was red prime with the flames. he seems like he's up for a good time

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...if it helps, we made bets for all of decepticon command. we were overcharged as slag and playing 'frag, conjunx, kill'

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Ha, I'm not selling out the coneheads like that. Jet solidarity. ...oh slag my speech to text is still on-

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THERE'S A NON ANONYMOUS BABY WITH SRARSCREAM. AND ITS A /GROUNDER/

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why are you yelling so damn loud?

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WHAT GROUNDER DID YOU DO IT WITH?? I HAVE A BETTING POOL GOING SO ANSWER FAST

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THERE'S A NON ANONYMOUS BABY WITH SRARSCREAM. AND ITS A /GROUNDER/

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made mercury rings. if anybody wants one you gotta come eat it in the next half-cycle before the outer casing oxidizes or I finish all of them

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11./13./15. munday meme

11. Explain the origins of your muse. Why did you choose them? What’s your focus with this character?

I picked Skywarp because I needed an outlet for the sheer amount of chaos within me. Also because I usually play characters who aren't focused on romance or adult subject matter (drugs, alcohol, taxes) and I felt like it'd be a nice break. My main goal with 'Warp is to have FUN and also to cause Feelings.

13. Give us a random headcanon

Skywarp can cook! This might sound weird, considering his lack of processor, but he's very good at treating and curing energon. It started because he just. Was hungry all the time as an adult and he couldn't afford to eat treats all the time unless he did the processing himself. Now he's great at it- and a fair hand at distilling high grade, as a bonus!

15. This one isn’t a question. I just want to show my love <3

NO YOU I ALREADY SENT YOU LOVE AND NOW YOU SEND IT BACK?? gasp. jail.

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☠

Send me a ☠ for the ransom note my muse would leave if they kidnapped your muse!

TO WHOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

i have your bird. if you want him back all in the same triangular piece and not angry about it, you will send twelve energon donuts to these coordinates at 1300 Cybertronian Standard time.

come alone. except for the donuts. if i see cops i WILL annoy this cybertronian mercilessly.

[lv2tactician]

Send me “ ☕ “ for my muse to drink tea uniquely flavored after your muse, and I’ll tell you what my muse tastes!

in addition, i may also add how much it would heal my muse depending on their relationship with yours!

inspired by deltarune chapter 2.

[little-green-rp-memes]

Send “I bet you can’t…” + a bet for my muse, bonus points if you add a consequence if they can’t follow through!

On or off anon!

[warpedimpulsecontrol]

A certain snake bot slips in and drops off a little box of energon treats all made in the shape of seekers.

Leave an object in my ask and my muse will react to it being given to them.

this is cruel and unusual. skywarp is ALWAYS HUNGRY, hook. and you give him cute treats? that look like his trine?

they're almost too adorable to eat.

almost. they've been eaten, but he felt bad about it.

[red-in-revolt]

Don’t mind Redstrike slipping in later to drop off another box. This time it’s a larger one filled with cobalt-chip energon cookies shaped largely like glitchmice. This appears to have been a failed experiment but they’ll still taste good and the serpent is just going to slip back out before he’s caught.

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Skywarp has no clue who keeps leaving him food, but he could get used to this. VERY used to this. Cobalt is one of his favorite things in an energon treat, second only to titanium. Either of these boxes COULD be poisoned, but nobody stopped him and it’s not like most poisons are in his body long enough to get absorbed. Most energon is burned immediately to fuel his warp drive, which makes him remarkably hardy.

“THANK YOU, ENERGON GHOSTS.”