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gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

sapphic-gengar

BRING HIM BACK

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

sapphic-gengar

oh thank goodness

illgiveyouahint

Starting my Kingdom Come Deliverance journey and I'm truly like

about Jindřich/Henry

illgiveyouahint

he's such a blorbo!!!

illgiveyouahint

I got to Theresa's DLC and it's so stressful. Like I actually have to play it in small increments because I feel the tension too much.

Like one thing this game does well (even though I also lowkey hate it) is how much you feel you are easily killed. Especially in these early stages of the game. And the fact that saving is a rarity thing and so you really don't want to be killed. I think this might be the most stressful game I've played actually

illgiveyouahint

Phew. Finished her run. She's such a badass. But I'm glad I'm done now because damn that was a lot. Now back to my blorbo Jindra. He's about to meet the love of his life so we better get ready

sagasolejma

52stations

its not 2006 and its not 2013 and its not even 2019. Fuckkkkkkk!

yamada-ryo

"Explaining binary search to a cop" should've caught on as a saying tbh.

kalichnikov

I forgot about the context to this. God this is so funny

Image description: screenshot of two paragraphs that read, "Afterward I found a chat room thread among Cambridge computer scientists, one of whom had also been told that unless he could pin down the moment of the theft no one would look at the footage. He said he tried to explain sorting algorithms to police - he was a computer scientist, after all.

"You don't search the whole thing, he said. You use a binary search. You fast forward to halfway, see if the bike is there and, if it is, zoom to three quarters of the way through. But if it isn't there at the halfway mark, you rewind to a quarter of the way through. It's very quick. In fact, he had pointed out, if the CCTV footage stretched back to the dawn of humanity it would still probably have only taken an hour to find the moment of the theft. This argument didn't go down well."

mothmansboywife

The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

derinthescarletpescatarian

apas-95

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail