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groundbreaking journalism
the game was 0-0 so now we have to throw him into the middle of the atlantic ocean
my assistant: Oh, boss, i have to report that your last 7 posts were... flops. im sorry.
me, lips quivering, eyes wet, at my office table: i... hrrrngh... *starts hitting my own head* stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
You're being too hard on yourself. Posts are like flowers, not products. Don't let the expectations of capitalism ruin your posting experience.
can i hold your hand
Of course
Fat Fred
(via Dahlcat)
el gato mas gordo
Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available
Motherfucker ultimate
It's Fat Fred Friday
Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.
played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.
no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it
OP— do ctrl+shift+C and type “testingcheats true” and then “cas.fulleditmode” into the bar, then go into CAS and change one of the sims to be able to get pregnant. mpreg is possible ALWAYS
thanks. the womb installation worked.
I'm sorry, this was dune mpreg the whole time and you never thought to mention? Iconic.
it wasn’t relevant to my journey
boyfriend tripped on his vacuum at 4 in the morning and took it really personally
World Heritage Post
you know what day it is……….
for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics
i’d name him Squant btw. if u even care
Squant Saturday
happy squant saturday to all who celebrate
( <= green bean
( <= chili pepper
. <= blueberry
=3 <= broccoli
● <= orange
. <= pea
• <= plum
<3< <= strawberry
<==}< <= carrot
~<O{ <= beetroot
°o8~ <= grapes
Ó <= apple
88- <= raspberry
c'ɔ <= bell pepper
cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin
<8 <= cherries
((::) <= kiwi
( <= banana
c=D <= mushroom
Just a littol guy..
First drawing: a little guy
Second drawing: PERRY THE LITTLE GUY!?!
it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations
Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab
@mmmskulljuice
look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!
“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Same crab!” “Same crab!”
same energy
Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st
It’s that time of year again!!
Happy October 1st, everyone!
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
Prev X2 tags you are so right