End Of The Line

bee. she/they. queer. actor, writer, producer. neutral blog.

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[kigiom]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)

[transfemininomenon]

[Gollum voice] they hates our pussy they hates it!!!!!!!

[sexchangedotcom]

making cars without cd players is an evil act you're taking her pussy away..

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

happy pride month

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: PRO COP DMV: COP Verdict: DENIED

[twofingerswhiskey]

[anarchistmemedistro]

based

[ottermatopoeia]

Oh.... cindarelita

[ottermatopoeia]

Hers

[gomjabbar]

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

[meme-train-choochoo]

[trickstertime]

I think about this post every time I wash my sheets

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

The cultural impact of “boomer” as a pejorative has been disastrous and I’m not even kidding

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Gen z is not exceptional. Large swaths of gen z propagated Facebook-uncle tier misinformation to smear Amber Heard for speaking out about their favorite pirate actor. People are convinced “deadass no cap on god” is “tiktok speak” and not butchered AAVE. Many are already starting to define themselves as a generation of work ethic and meritocracy, unlike those whiny debt-riddled millennials. It’s becoming humiliatingly clear that this generation is not exceptional, it’s not radical just by virtue of being young (and we won’t be young forever), and it’s not going to fix everything “once the boomers die out.” We are speedrunning the stereotypical “hippie to Reagan voter” trajectory of the boomers, whose counterculture at the time frankly puts ours to shame. So are you going to put in the work, or are you going to gloat about being young and special and then shit yourself when you turn thirty?

[wastelandwasp]

two pieces of paper we found at work the other night

[sharpestlives]

support group for guys who don’t have tiktok for a reason but are slowly watching all other apps turn into tiktok

[linndrum]

“In my youth,” reminisced the old man, scratching his beard thoughtfully, “I was quite the quirked up white boy. No one in the village could best me at busting it down sexual style.”

“And were you goated, sir?” the young boy queried.

“My dear boy, I most certainly was!” The old man chuckled, a merry twinkle in his eye. “With the sauce, I daresay.”

[what-a-bastard]

Accepting identities I don't understand is actually extremely easy because I just go "this isn't about me" and move on with my life unbothered by someone else's identity, it's truly that simple.

[funnytwittertweets]

[duncebento]

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[bakarilennox]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

[pluralwizard]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023