~snowflake~

Am I really supposed to know?

[cyberxbattalion]

[authornicholemarie]

[not-your-pussikat]

@teaboot wisdom

[autistobrat]

im a social vegan; i avoid meet

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[riannosaurus]

it’s dumb how when you start to make big changes to your life or learn a new skill that it doesn’t just cut to a screen saying “six months later…” and then suddenly everything is working out for you like in the movies.

[catchymemes]

[saltysocksniffer]

[depsidase]

[generalissimo-kneedeepincynide]

You spend decades thinking on how to destroy capitalism, how to fight Goliath as David. How even scratching the monster in the context of national liberation will be a nightmare. And then Goliath procedes to blind himself, cover himself in gasoline and set himself on fire

[leavingsaidwoods]

Fuck me, the amount of time and effort I put into validating data, and they've gone and added the fucking hallucination generator to it.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

well you can't blame them, it's not like excel already had a way to add up numbers or anything

[dankmemeuniversity]

[enki2]

[lethalbutterfly]

That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.

[audhdspacewizard]

Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.

[enki2]

[feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish]

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

[anarchistmemedistro]

62 8

[technofeudalism]

[g00burr]

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

[anarchistmemedistro]

no it’s worse. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

[byjove]

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

[pepsimaxolotl]

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[fearlessplatinums]

what a time to be alive (derogatory)

[letascove]

daily affirmations:

1. i am the one thing in life i can control

2. i am inimitable

3. i am an original

4. i’m not falling behind or running late

5. i’m not standing still, i am lying in wait

[grendelsmilf]

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills