relocating the horse

my old account got banned :/ trying to find my old moots

[watcherglowcloud0]

i wore my Twilight Zone shirt to the airport and had like 8 delays and one flight cancellation. if you guys would have listened to me about the man on the wing then maybe we wouldn’t be in this mess

[tv-kiki]

tvl fails so badly narratively because after two seasons of exploring themes of memory and trauma and grief and four years of discussing said things we are suddenly dropped somewhere with 5 nonsensical framing devices all stacked on top of each other, actions with no real consequences that are given no context, and two second clips of the actual events of the book it’s pretending to adapt. i feel bad for everyone who read tvl between seasons. i feel bad in general.

the season started in media res while also being 90% exposition, relying on shock humor, already dated references to current-ish events, and a gag at the end of every episode that winds up being immensely inconsequential. they do so little with the characters. and i do not care if this is how lestat sees people. if i wanted an un-interrogated narrative, i would read an anne rice book.

[watcherglowcloud0]

my old best friend that i don’t talk to anymore made a playlist with Black Hole Fantasy in it. which i am normal about and have no thoughts on

[cassandrva]

love between vampires can be one thing, or it can be countless things. however you want me, i can be that for you. you said you want me to be present as your maker? i can be a maker for you. i want to be your maker. disregard the last 500 years in which i was repulsed by the idea. i don't have any complicated feelings about that at all. you said you want cool vampire powers even though you're a three year old fledgling? i can help you become a daywalker, a skill that apparently takes centuries to develop. you're an investigative journalist, don't you want a scandal on lestat? i can give you a scandal. i want to help you finish that job. lestat fucks his mom. isn't that good? aren't i useful? aren't i worth keeping around?

[watcherglowcloud0]

watched one-sides devil’s minion get canonized with my mom. had to pretend i wasn’t enamored by whatever sicko pervert thing they have going on

[watcherglowcloud0]

i want to convert to daoism but my white nonbinary ass physically can’t do it

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[warcrimesimulator]

[watcherglowcloud0]

my work kids talked to one of the older museum docents today and it made me so so happy. most of the docents are retirees who just want Anyone to be interested in the things they used to do.

sometimes they ramble and it’s difficult to politely disengage, so i went over to “rescue” 12 of my kids, only to find that they were all listening intently, asking questions and engaging. maybe the kids are alright

[unmechanism]

relistening to juno steel feels like coming home

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[olreid]

house as body - tma / i am in eskew / kirsty logan / shirley jackson / lisa robertson / the mountain goats / anatomy / shirley jackson / mabel / jessie lynn mcmains

[watcherglowcloud0]

the kids that i teach cybersecurity to called me a nerd for knowing too much about the museum exhibits at the place i work

[watcherglowcloud0]

i watched the Calliope episode of The Sandman for the first time since all the shit about neil gaiman came out and it was genuinely so fucking disturbing with that context

neil gaiman wrote an episode about a writer who abused a woman behind closed doors while maintaining a woke and feminist facade for his fans. he wrote his villain play by play from his own life. horrific

[watcherglowcloud0]

trying to learn how to cook from the internet. every recipe is dependent on pasta or rice. what’s up with that

[nextchapter]

ohh i'm daniel molloy. i sold millions of copies of my best-selling novel. i'm a beast at bowling. i've got the french bengali smokeshow pinned against the wall. man fuck you

[entretienavecunvampire]

armand going to AA meetings and following the 12 steps is actually so unexpectedly in character for him

things armand loves:

structure

group of people meeting regularly and following the same rules

abstinence and self-denial

he sees an AA meeting and his eyes light up with a kaching noise like in a cartoon. he’s like oh great, rules given to me by a higher power? an opportunity for self-flagellation? set steps i have to follow to cleanse me of my sins?

of COURSE he’s signing up instantly and attending 3 meetings a day