Just plain me

I'm Jessie. Get to know me a little better by scrolling down.

[catchymemes]

[nerdvanauniverse]

If my level 1 player eats 12 chips wrong she dies

[capacity]

Bob Ross cares about me

[shubbabang]

you would not believe how often I still think about this.

Patreon | Webtoon

[hufflepuffhaven]

[berylliumoxide]

if you're reading this, it's a sign that everything is going to be alright.

[cutecornflakes]

[vintagepales2-blog]

[sloppystyle]

[mataburt]

SWEEP THE LEG!

[chewbacca]

Our fate lives within us. You only have to be brave enough to see it.

Brave (2012) 🌾

[leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas]

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

[endangered-justice-seeker]

[spubwub]

the part two that we deserve

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

It lives on!

[paperpeter]

drawn by John Grosjean

colorized by tofuthebold-art

[stan-ironman]

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[jaybarou]

Did they stutter?

[darkestwings]

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

[todaysbird]

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

[agentverbivore]

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

[thejazzykittykat]

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

[xyxul-deactivated20201020]

W H E E Z E

[phantomrose96]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

[albinoninetales]

playing pokemon as a kid

playing pokemon as an adult

[draumboosky]