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Quietly lurking in the danmei fandom for now

[verycharismaticdragon]

okay so since nobody else jumped to make this, here we go

(there's a 'see results' option for those who did read svsss at the end of the poll btw!)

If you haven't read Scum Villain's Self-Saving System: which of these is FALSE?

character's dad is a fan of a famous porn ballad starring his son and son-in-law

a succubus fortune teller told MC at least 5 men are in love with him

MC told ML that if he was his mom, he would never abort him

having extremely bad sex was instrumental for saving the world

straight harem novel protagonist experienced a gay awakening

character played hot potato with his own half-naked corpse

character told his love interest to call him ‘daddy’. not for kinky reasons

3 different demons made one character drink their blood on 5 separate occasions

character who thinks ‘beat them up 3 times a day’ is flirting got his man

i have read scum villain / see results

Voting ended onJul 5, 2023

(also i ask humbly to reblog if this poll caught your fancy. because most of my followers are from danmei fandoms and likely have read svsss)

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Shang qinghua is always going through it I swear 😭 he gets no respect on An Ding peak and no respect from Mobei-Jun. Pour one out for all the overworked underappreciated pushovers in your life

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Thai dramas are on a whole different level, we're only 4 episodes in and ppl are already banging? I'm shocked!

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Lmao why were the fish clearly alive in KinnPorsche when the brother was crying over his koi?

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I'm crying, thinking about the fact that we will never see a live action of svsss 😭😭😭 I just can't imagine anyway that gets past the censors.

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Nilou's annoyed customer service smile is so relatable 😂 there's always that one customer/coworker who constantly says annoying shit and you just have to smile and move on 🥲

[mobei-juns-tits]

Mobei Jun is a huge Luo Binghe x Liu Qingge shipper. Mobei Jun was fully under the belief that you need to beat your prospective romantic partner. And Luo Binghe beat up Liu Qingge daily for 5 years. And Liu Qingge kept showing up like clockwork for said years. Clearly that is a long and dedicated courtship. Everytime he discovered the two fighting he was just like "Ugh these two, flirting in public again. Just make out already."

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After reading the extras, Shen Jiu reminds me of one of those shelter dogs with the "I'm scared of men" signs, and then he's thrown into an all male hellscape and just reacting aggressively and out of fear...its actually v sad

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The costume designer for Word of Honor must've spent the whole budget on Wen Keqing, he looks immaculate in all his shots. He just looks so...expensive 🤌

[themaiajae]

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These SVSSS extras are killing me 😂 Regret of Chunshan is such a spot on description of fanfics, its amazing 👏 Liu Mingyan was out here having too much fun. Giving LBH kinks he had no idea existed. RIP sqq's chrysanthemum 💀

[winter-wise]

Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.

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LuoBinghe is the worst...those crocodile tears every five seconds 😭 And he knows his Shizun is going to be like "🥺🥹 no don't cry my sweet summer child, lets do whatever you want". 🙃 Like please grow a backbone

They better never adopt any babies bc clearly SQQ caves at the slightest hint of waterworks and Little Maiden Luo will compete w them for Shizun's affection.

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Ahh I'm v excited to read the extras

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Hassan II masjid in Casablanca, Morocco

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Rare spot of sunshine breaking through a rainy day in Skogafoss, Iceland

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Møns Klint, Denmark