wayne's proffered posterior

emily here! chill's the name, cosmere's the game. I don't tag spoilers for any Cosmere work, and I follow back from @dipporpines.

[sunsafety]

me when i see me: thats not me

[awesomelyanon]

Hey everyone! It seems that in these past disastrous weeks of mine this blog has somehow managed to tip over 500 followers! 

I don’t really know how to explain how happy I am to have gotten this far and a heartfelt thanks to everyone who has stuck around and a grand hello to everyone new! 

To celebrate I’ll be holding a Stormlight themed giveaway! Reblogging this post will enter you into the proceedings, and winners will be chosen randomly at the end of the week. 

Please keep it to one reblog per person, you don’t need to be a follower to enter but new folks are always welcome :> 

[kimpossibooty]

‪Podcast idea: a D&D campaign with same characters, same story, same everything, but different comedians picking it up each week and trying to deal with what the players of the past week put their characters through

[kimpossibooty]

Working title: Roll Reversal

[kimpossibooty]

So there’s actually a really solid chance of this becoming a thing. Can you reblog this post if you’d have interest in listening to this?

[the-noble-earthworm]

hey friends and followers, my production company is looking at making this happen but we need to gauge interest, i’d really appreciate if you could share this post.

[auraspeck]

Dalinar, the Black Thorn.

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[angelicguy]

people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast

[cosmemer-archive]

[iamastick]

[downtroddendeity]

Callout post for Brandon Sanderson: it’s 3 AM and I have work tomorrow and I’m still awake because I couldn’t put WoR down until I finished it EVEN THOUGH I’VE READ IT BEFORE.

[anakihn-blog]

3 types of favs

1. the “i want to protect them from everything bad ever” fav

2. the “i wanna fucking punch them in the face” fav

3. the “i’d let them fucking punch ME in the face” fav

[natcat5]

Usually when I have characters like Kaladin, characters who have had so much shit happen to them and are tired and angry, my go to phrase is ‘i ship them with a beach vacation and a dry martini’. 

but i feel that doesn’t work for kaladin for some reason? like for kaladin he’s always so concerned with protecting bridge four that i feel like sending him away on vacation would just stress him out more. and alcohol would probably just be a no for him.

like, the only scenario i imagine kaladin relaxing on a beach is one where the entirety of Bridge 4 is there with him, and he’s sat on a chair in a slightly elevated area with a pair of binoculars so he can watch them. i mean, he’s enjoying the sun and the break and sipping a glass of chocolate milk but the real relaxation is watching his so- i mean, watching his crew enjoy themselves in the water. 

the most stressful moments are when the Lopen’s cousins drift in out of nowhere in inner tubes and mess up kaladin’s head counts.

[artofangeliquecoyle]

Believe in the Survivor of Hathsin and his epic revolution

Sketch dump.

[charlestan-deactivated20250120]

More sketches of Vin.

[highmarshall-azure]

I’ve just realised the Shin religion is basically the floor is made of lava but specialised to rocks

[highmarshall-azure]

I would be a very happy person if Hoid brought Wayne to Roshar to make the king’s wit a double act

[hannahjoeart-blog]

“She fell into a rhythm, a cadence, the scratching of her pencil like the sound of breathing from those she depicted.”

[dearestvita-deactivated20221122]

Mistborn GO

Swallow metal objects and throw coins at people till you overthrow the government.

[jamiedodgerart]

guess what! college au!

[themiri]

Elend Venture

Mistborn series by Brandon Sanderson

Vin {X}

Some people liked the Vin one so I’m posting this as well.

Elend rivals Vin for my “favorite character” spot. They’ll be co-winners, y/y? It’s fair, because that’s their whole deal. Am I adding too many personal comments? Probably.