When you write an amazing line and can’t tell if you’re a genius or just accidentally plagiarized it from a book you read seven years ago:
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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When you write an amazing line and can’t tell if you’re a genius or just accidentally plagiarized it from a book you read seven years ago:
someone, reading my writing: wow great story!
me, sticking my hands in the plotholes: thanks it has pockets :)
is he okay
“Did I create them or did they create me?” is not a statement typically made by okay people
1998 nickelodeon trade ad
It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.
“Adults kissing each other and getting mad”
When the referee just realized you made an illegal move
Everyone, meet my jar of jars. His name is Jar Jar.
When you shake it, jar jar clinks.
IVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
Meesa Jar ees Jar Jar
mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?
If you are paying taxes it’s impossible to “mooch” off of the government. It’s just going “hey, remember that money I gave you? It’s your turn to help me out now.”
It is always impossible to mooch off the government. It is the government’s job to look after its people.
Literally why even have a fucking government if not to take care of people.
I would argue that there is such a thing as mooching off the government.
Like when Amazon steals fucking 129 million dollars in tax rebates despite making 11 billion dollars in profit and not paying one fucking penny of tax.
That’s what ‘mooching off the government’ looks like.
Everything the rich accuse the poor of is another thing they actually do themselves.
pictured: me creating content of my hyperfixation
when the said content is sad
Here have my two favorite greentexts of all time
༓・*.☽25 OC QUESTIONS☾.*・༓
Send emojis + character name to learn more about my OCs
(feel free to reblog)
🌟 When your OC loses all hope, who do they turn to first? What helps make them feel better? What calms them down and reassures them? Why?
☀️ What makes your OC genuinely happy? A person, an item, their hobby? Where is the place they’re happiest, or most at home? What is the happiest they’ve ever been?
🌙 If your OC could have one wish come true what would it be and why? Would there be consequences to this wish or would they regret it once they get what they want? What would they give in return for this wish to come true?
❄️ What makes your OC sad, so sad that they can’t help but cry all day? How do they cheer themself up? Does their sadness upset any of their loved ones too?
🔥 If your OC known for having temper tantrums? If not, what gets them really angry? What makes their blood BOIL? Is there anyway to calm them down or are they unstoppable? What are they like when they’re angry? Do they take it out on their loved ones?
❤️ What would your OC’s ideal lover be like? Appearnce, personality, voice? Would their family approve or would it be civil war?
🕊️ Would your OC ever get married or are they already wed? If they’re married, describe what their wedding was like! If not, describe their ideal wedding (or do this if you feel like it anyway!)
🍼 Does your OC have any children or want children? What names would they pick? Are they good with kids or a complete disaster?
☕ Give us one (or more if you feel like it) of your OCs deep dark secrets! Why do they keep it hidden? Spill the tea!
🍂 What are their opinions on the different seasons? Which one do they hate and which one do they love and why?
🦋 If your OC could change everything (or just something) about their life would they? What would they change? What do they think would happen if they did? What would their loved ones think?
💐 Does your OC like flowers? What are their favourites? Do they keep a garden of some sort? What flowers would they use in a flower crown? (and if you like, research the meanings behind those flowers!)
🌼 Write a short drabble from your OCs POV meeting their LI (or if they don’t have a love interest, their best friend. If you don’t want to do a drabble, describe their first meeting instead!)
🥀 Has your OC ever been hurt by someone they love? Ever been betrayed? Abused? Attacked? Give me the angst! (if you’d like, write a short drabble about it!)
🏞️ If your OC could travel to anywhere in their world where would they go? Why? If they could live there would they?
🏡 Describe your OCs ideal house! Give us a tour around! What’s their garden like? Their bedroom? Kitchen? Where is it and how many people live there?
🔪 Has your OC ever killed someone? Ever had to defend themselves against violence? How did this make them feel? Or, alternatively, has your OC ever attacked someone? Seen someone die?
💎 Does your OC collect anything? Is there a reason? When did they start and is it beginning to turn into a little bit of a hoarding issue? What do they do with their collection?
📚 If your OC was given some kind of forbiddon knowledge, what would they do with it? Would they tell anyone? Use it for evil or good? How would it change their outlook on life, if at all?
🌗 Early mornings or late nights? What do they spend their time doing during these hours?
👑 If your OC was made royal (or is royal) how would they use their power? Are they a good leader or bad? Do their subjects like them or is it ‘off with their head’? Do they enjoy being royal?
💕 How is your OC like with physical affection? What are their boundries? Do they enjoy being touched or is that a no-go? Is there any reason behind this?
☁️ What’s something your OC wishes they could forget? Why is this? Or, what is something that your OC has forgotten? (or do both!)
👀 Describe your OC through the eyes of another person! (bonus + specify who)
❓ A random fact or short drabble! Or make up your own question to ask the OC!
Have you ever wanted a hyperspecific request that’s also guaranteed to get done? Congratulations today is your lucky day because SWARMY IS OPENING COMMISSIONS ✨✨✨
DM me here or on Discord (Swarm O5vermod#3560) to work shit out and I will give you a projected date by which I’ll have the drawin’ done – if it’s late then for every 24 hours it is then I will give you $1 discount
ADHD culture is overusing ( ) and — and ; and … in everything you write because you have so many side thoughts that just GO there and wouldn’t make sense anywhere else
New tag game: are you a Too Many (Parenthesis) ADHD, a Too Many — em dashes — ADHD, a Too; Many; Semicolons; ADHD, or a Too…. Many…. Ellipses… ADHD…?
Bold you to assume that I can stick with just one
So yeah parentheses
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WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE