Researching the benefits of Screaming

I'm not sure what you're expecting. I'm not sure what I'm expecting.

[importantcatpics]

[only-cat-memes]

[forgwater]

[kosmogrl]

[bewbin]

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

[lordoftablecloths]

im sorry i couldnt just let these slide

[kabutoraiger]

[dogpuppy]

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[angelfish-777]

[elodieunderglass]

I hope this swordfish finds you well

[teaboot]

Never before in my life have I considered that a muppet could be moving around and doing stuff in two places at once. Like that two identical felt puppets of the same guy could exist at the same time and be voiced and operated by different people who can do The Voice

Up until this exact moment if Kermit the Frog in a trench coat and fake moustache stabbed the American president on Live TV while a second Kermit was being filmed on a movie set I’d be like “well obviously one is an imposter”

[eldritch-titan]

What do you mean by " One is an imposter "?

[teaboot]

I mean that if one guy who LOOKS like Kermit Thee Frog is filmed Live committing a crime at the exact same time as a SECOND Mr. The Frog is being filmed Live among witnessed at an entirely different and separate distinct location, I would not say, “there are two Kermits” or even “there are two Kermit puppets and Kermit is a fictional character who has been operated and voiced by many people over the years”, I would say “well the Real Kermit was obviously at work on set at that time and has a solid alibi, but I agree that this other guy does have a pretty strong resemblance” and then I would patiently wait to see what Real Actual Kermit’s legal team has to say on the matter.

The possibility of a real human puppeteer being charged with the crime wouldn’t even cross my mind

[megparsec]

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

[homunculus-argument]

Getting a t-shirt that says

DO NOT TRUST ME TO LEAD THE WAY OR NAVIGATE NO MATTER HOW CONFIDENT I SEEM ABOUT THE DIRECTION WE ARE GOING

on the front, and

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP

on the back.

[homunculus-argument]

A fantasy book that is a pseudotranslation of a mysterious found ancient text, but from context clues thorough the story it's clear that the translation isn't the first or only one, but that this current translator is a fearlessly controversial figure who has physically fought other scholars over what some specific passages mean, and will do it again. There is ocassionally a footnote where the translator explicitly clarifies which rival scholar they will fight over this particular word choice.

[homunculus-argument]

There is one character in the story who is clearly contextually nonbinary, and several explicitly homosexual romantic relationships. The mentions of these sometimes have footnotes like "fight me about it Greg, you bulldog-faced fuck. You know where I live."

[shivroy]

[visenyaism]

top five worst ways to be found:

5. out

4. guilty

3. wanting

2. lacking

1. by this email

[audarcy]

[verdare1]

I need to see this movie…

[kamenwriter]

[monsterhospital]

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

[lastoneout]

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

[cipheramnesia]

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

[geekandmisandry]

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer's apprentice going for you OP?

[cipheramnesia]

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

[dee-the-red-witch]

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

[cipheramnesia]

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

[geekandmisandry]

Is....is...is Yvgeny....alive?

[cipheramnesia]

Eh. Is alive enough.

[demilypyro]

Superhero called Piano Man and you think what kinda power is that? what does it mean to have piano powers? billy joel ass mfer. but then he starts summoning pianos that fall on you