Why go big when you could go home

New York Jewitch. Cat mom. Stage Manager. Nightlife Anthropolgiest. If i'm not high I'm probably asleep.

[encoffin]

[beboycowbop]

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[carygrantsbeard]

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

[crazyintheeast]

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

[velmajinkiesdinkley]

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

[pure-self-deprecation]

[strepthrussy-uwu-blog]

[anxietyproblem]

[autumnhobbit]

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

[datarep]

Combined faces of top 1800 MLB players

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Johnny Baseball, an elemental spirit of America

[hydro-homies]

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

[chocohybrid]

quick question

why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts

[goblinparty]

that’s why she’s being bullied

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[houston-i-have-problems]

[michaelburnnham]

[angry-beibers]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[holesmovingcastle]

[wigpisser]

[c0ffeekitten]

[lahiah]

[wizardnuke]

[toastbutteregg]

[buttsec]

do u ever just look at your hand

[achillesfeels-blog]

Trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[montypla]

a true hero

[pileofknives]

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

You’re not supposed to eat, you’re supposed to leave

[bbyleoology]

that part ^

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

[buzzfeed]