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if you call me up, i’m fucking you on sight.

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An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

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Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

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I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

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My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story. Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

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I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

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Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape

Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors

Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter

Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love

Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

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My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.

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Octopi: aquatic cats.

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There’s also been a case of one hunting sharks in the same tank. Octopi are the assholes of the sea.

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I love them so much.

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You CAN Miette?! You put her in the jar like the peanut butter?! Oh! OH! Davy Jones’ Locker for the researcher! Davy Jones’ Locker for One Thousand Years!

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Sometimes you need to stop seeing the good in people and start seeing what they show you

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favorite Disney quotes (4/?)

The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)

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JOAQUIN PHOENIX as ARTHUR FLECK (THE JOKER) Joker (2019) | Dir. Todd Phillips

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HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO SPIRITED AWAY!

originally released on July 20, 2001

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This woman is a national treasure. She was dead serious too while telling that story.

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Happy 75th Birthday to my queen. A woman loved and cherished by ALL!

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just made the best non-looping gif i think

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i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

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Everybody looking at this post

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I love The Golden Girls.

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Ya’ll don’t have any idea how fucking brave and needed these plot lines were.

This was before Ellen came out.

This was before civil unions.

This was before Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.

This was when your ass could be fired, blacklisted, and shunned with no legal protections for even being hinted at being gay.

And the Golden Girls said “Fuck you, Fuck this, we’re doing it anyway.”

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I think it should be noted that Blanche’s quote about AIDS is also “It is not god punishing people for their sins” and that the episode also deals with slutshaming.

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I don’t know if people realize how much activism these women did for gay right and during the aids crisis. If you think about it they were all long established in Hollywood and Broadway. They had tons of friends personally affected and dealing with the aids crisis. Estelle Getty lost a nephew. I think they helped plant seeds in people who watched Golden Girls that helped make things a little more normalized and mainstream.