what is we doing

[natasharomanoff]

must you finish a thought? is it not enough to

[wearealivequestionmark]

Sister: I want almond milk

Me: God you're such an elitist

Sister: I'm literally lactose intolerant

[montagov-benedikt-deactivated20]

the fact that 5sos ended their second album with the lyric “you know it’s gonna get better” amplifies my love and respect for them infinitely 

[wearealivequestionmark]

Why would you ask me if I'm fine? Bitch I'm fine as hell

[alwaysgettingwhatyouwant]

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

[adampvrrish]

me walking around my room talking outloud to myself about my current obsessions and giving my imaginary audience an hours long speech about it

[ncjswnnskdoekdmenns]

[toothcereal]

she's bald except for the ponytail

[heymomlookimadeablog-deactivate]

That’s a warrior’s cut

[bluestem-anna]

Mrs warrior is crying because her wife just got diagnosed with fatal bookshelf-brain

[wearealivequestionmark]

I'm sorry but all I can think of is "I must capture the avatar to restore my honour"

[theweirdwideweb]

[wearealivequestionmark]

Sister: i have a secret

Me: Um

Sister: You can't tell anyone

Me: okay

Sister: Promise

Me: Uh

Sister: PROMISE

Me: okay

Sister: *moves pillow aside to show that she's been hiding a giant bag of cheetos in the crevice between her bed and the wall*

[wearealivequestionmark]

Sister: my how the tables have turned

Me: NO its how the turns have tabled

Sister: no stop being weird

Me: no

Sister: stop it

Me: no

Sister: this is why our parents hate us

[theweirdwideweb]

[wearealivequestionmark]

Me: I dont understand why my life sucks so much

Me: *looks in the mirror*

Me: fuck.

[wearealivequestionmark]

Mom: you’ve got a low self esteem problem I mean, you don’t know you’ll suck at that

Also Mom, less than a second later: *proceeds to insult me*

[wearealivequestionmark]

does anyone else like a long tumblr post at the beginning of the read and then along the way you’ll forget that you liked it and and double tap but then you realize you just unliked it and then repeat that again and again until you get to the bottom of the post? because I definitely don’t.....

[wearealivequestionmark]

Wtf is “Ohio Fried Chicken”