bu yao hui da

Latin-american (BRA). Middle aged for someone who's gonna die in 31 years. Any pronouns. Palestine will be free in our lifetime!

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[vashito]

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

[alertmode]

Emergency Murder Slots available!

First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each

(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)

Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!

[klubbhead]

Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!

Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

[thatquietkid108]

Support your local assassins

[helloareyouheremdfan]

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

[shr00mie-rat]

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

[cliodevotus]

I’m never leaving this fucking app.

[princessdraconic]

all gundam is "potential gundam" in that baked into the premise is the inherent contradiction of adolescence and becoming as humanity transitions into space and through periods of war which is never fully realised in series. all that being said, 00 is in a class of its own for being potential gundam

[princessdraconic]

a terrorist group with an advantage in technology like machine guns to muskets and a guaranteed to work* plan to bring about world peace through ultra-adventurism is a really interesting premise to dig your teeth into. don't look up what happens in 00

[comfymoth]

i know how to make art……….. i LIKE making art………. making art is fun……………. i feel fulfilled when i make art……………………..

[pudulogy]

same animal btw

[postergirlfornothing]

[deep-state-partisan]

[trek-tracks]

She just sat contented in the comfy chair as I built this up around her

I call this installation “The Cat of Amontillado.”

[sandmandaddy69]

[storyweavingspider]

so you're a black straight man? how can you be oppressed when a black straight man was the president?

Obama is bisexual.

[roycohn]

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

[untitledgoosegay]

-- The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions

[apjvff]

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

[baltharino]

[that-house]

john wick is weirdly cyberpunk for a series that isn't cyberpunk <- insane

[that-house]

cyberpunk is when there's guns and colorful lights

[that-house]

cyberpunk is when keanu reeves is there

[toskarin]

the thing about reddit guys is that sufficiently powerful ones can leave reddit and wander other sites like surprise superbosses

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

OK

[dismemberment-on-a-tuesday-night]

I hate that anti-ship means what it does. We need a term for the aromantic experience of wishing fandom weren't 99.99% shipping rather than anything meaningful and the ostracization that comes with such opinions. I don't care if you ship incest. I just wish you were capable of appreciating characters outside of relationships and your need to pair the spares.