[wearehuman-afterall]

je t’aime de tout mon cœur —

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[37q]

[antisocial-transfag]

tags by nothorses

[buttpoems]

[biomaterial]

new kind of guy dropped

[3liza]

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[filmnoirsbian]

I have so much love and respect for women who are honest about their own loneliness but also find the good in it like when audrey hepburn said “I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel” and when charlotte bronte said “I care for myself. The more solitary, the more friendless, the more unsustained I am, the more I will respect myself” and when jenny slate said “I think I’ve come to terms with the fact that there will always be a ribbon of loneliness running through who I am. But that’s why I want to do comedy, and why I want to connect with people. You can use that ribbon to be a part of a finer tapestry, or you can choke yourself out with it! Your choice!” and when mary oliver said “whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination, calls to you like the wild geese, harsh & exciting - over & over announcing your place in the family of things”

[aidashakur]

realizing nothing can fill my void other than doing everything i promised myself i would do

[sugarpkts]

thank you to weird girls for being online

[only-tiktoks]

[giantpetrel]

[shiroscosmicass]

THATS CONK CREET BABEY

[scretladyspider]

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

[cephalopod-celabrator]

It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.

[trans-dwightschrute]

Please refer to me this way

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Women are my favorite guy

[averyterrible]

The purpose of astrology is to figure out the number of cattle you will own at your death. Nothing else.

[victusinveritas]

For those not in the know, this is one of the Amanita mushrooms referred to as a Destroying Angel. Never, ever, ever, ever forage with an app. Especially for mushrooms.

[virginiaisforhaters]

Mycologist here happy to give you the worst news! The toxin in destroying angels is called amatoxin and it perforates the cells plasma membranes (the “skin” basically of the cell) in your liver and they just sort of spill their shit out, like popping the worlds grossest water balloon. These mushrooms are often mistaken for edible species, the difference being that while button and puffball mushrooms are delicious, as little as half of a destroying angel mushroom cap can kill you if you don’t seek immediate treatment, and since (unlike say, a snake bite) it takes 5-24 hours for symptoms to appear, people often have no idea they’ve been poisoned until their livers are… well, stew. It’s VERY important to never forage for mushrooms unless you are absolutely certain, as in “willing to die over this” certain that you know what you are collecting! I have years of academic experience with mushrooms and I still won’t forage with the exception of a few easily identifiable species like lions mane that really don’t have dangerous doppelgängers. There are many delicious and safe mushrooms available at your local store, please do not eat wild mushrooms unless you know what you are doing! 🍄 💀

[highlandvalley]

[animentality]

kicking a hornets nest.

[visitheworld]

The old roman bridge at Penmachno / North Wales (by Stephen Elliott).