Let Me Weave You a Sweet Dream

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[lauuur]

CAUTION chicken crossing the dashboard please hold momentarily

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[innovadesexual]

[stormingchaos12]

[aniseandspearmint]

Knead and roll him like the dough he CRAVES IT

[scribeherself]

sometimes I look at my friends and I am just overwhelmed by the sheer luck of it. the universe is so violently massive and terrifyingly empty, but somehow, against all odds, my brand of weird gravity pulled in your brand of weird gravity. we are just ghosts haunting the same corner of the internet, sharing a brain cell, and keeping each other tethered to the earth.

[kosmogrl]

[weaverofyourdreams]

i need like five hundred dollars universe give me like five hundred dollars NEYOW

pretty please?

[fucxingcuties]

[bebx]

And may your pets always stay healthy ♡

[franzkafkagf]

not all of it is bad i think….…. we are going to be okay i think.

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[demontouched]

listen. i like bugs. they're cool and interesting and important to the environment and we can learn a lot from them science-wise. but. but what. the. fuck. is THAT

WHAT IS THAT HELLO

[arcticarthropod]

He's perfect

[onenicebugperday]

That's just a little woman? And another little woman and her carrot?

She's also legally protected because her species is endangered :C

(First one is a king cricket/wetapunga/giant weta, Deinacrida heteracantha, not positive on exact species on the carrot-eater, but obviously another giant weta)

[rupertbbare]

What people think wētā are: Terrifying creepy spikey death bugs that will bite your fingers off

What wētā actually are: Big, dumb, slow mice in a Halloween costume

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[lesbiantiana]

why are the citizens of bikini bottom so prone to violence 💀 they’re ready to form a mob at any given moment

[allysia]

I mean Bubble Buddy was understandable. He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses.

[lesbiantiana]

he did??

[allysia]

No, but are we just gonna wait around until he does??? 

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from motivation to work on their WIPs.

[writergracethepanda]

Depictions of the Beast pre-Disney are so funny to me because illustrations range from Curious George...

...to a giant rat...

...to a warthog with rizz...

...to some sort of scaly gremlin creature...

...to a kindly gentle bear.

Disney really perfected this aspect of the fairy tale.

Find more info, and credits of all of the paintings/illustrations here:

[beastly-boy]

Bruh don't even get me STARTED on depictions of him in theatre. Here are two of my favorites! The Disney Broadway costumes in my humble opinion are solidly meh. A little dated, but still fun. I figured I'd drop puppets here instead.

"Beauty and the Beast" (Chichester Featival Theater, 2017, Puppet Designer: Nick Barnes)

"Beauty and the Beast" (Synetic Theatre, 2023, Puppet Designer: Zana Gankhuyag)

And an honorable mention to the 2022 Beast Puppet from the Disney 30th anniversary celebration production bc it is a cool puppet, I just think he looks wayy too goofy and tbh feels too much like Nick Barnes' design.

[ilinit]

La belle et la Bete dir. Jean Cocteau 1946

I do know that there is another version from czechia? Sorry my brain can't find it right now. Where the beast is more bird like

[the-indie-owl]

Here's Your Answer Right Here. ;)

The Czechoslovakia Adaptation is called, "Panna a Netvor" (aka "Virgin & the Monster").

Technically The Most Aesthetically "Beauty and the Beast" version right after "La Belle Et La Bete".

[firawren]

Co-signing both of these tags from @girl-mercury:

[starberry-cupcake]

adding some other pre-disney beasts I think are cool

john d batten (1904)

eleanor vere boyle (1875)

warwick goble (1913)

w heath robinson (1921)

[magicmoonjelly]

Adding two more of my favorites.

Mahlon and Kinuko Craft (2016). After Disney but who cares with these details so rich you just want to crawl into the painting and never come out again.

Hilary Knight (1990). Just bareeelllllyyyyy before Disney though it's possible this was influenced by preproduction promo stuff? Regardless, one of the coolest and most dramatic Beasts I've ever seen. The thigh-high boots! The phoenix feather cape with the head clasp! He may not have opposable thumbs anymore but dammit you've gotta have style!

[songsofwaterandnight]

No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-