Twenty Two Copper Plates

Ninty nine botles of bear on the wall, ninty nine botles of bee, take one dowel pass it arowel you've still got 99 botles of bar on the wall you did took out a dowel though so thats something at least :) hey how long is this text box i thought it would have run out by now but its still going like could i put the bee movie script here or is this about to bounce back if your reading this that means it hasn't bounced back yet so thats *cool*

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the post that keeps on giving (via @zenyeetaa):

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

[hkthatgffan]

Can you believe Journal 3 will turn a decade old this Summer?

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[eyewishing]

is it woke or unwoke to call krusie(kris x susie) yuri

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woke

unwoke

Voting ended onFeb 23

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

kris is nonbinary, so all kris ships are gay

yuri is gay

people referring to a kris x girl ship as yuri are not trying to say kris is a girl, they're trying to say the ship is gay with no men involved, often specifically in defiance of the idea that it would be het due to people (both for and against the ship) misgendering kris as male

yuri as a genre often has transgender themes, many lesbians have historically had genders and pronouns across across the spectrum, nonbinary lesbians exist

getting pressed about yuri being a very strictly girl x girl only term is extremely online, especially if you aren't japanese

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

in honor of everyone person who isn't nonbinary blocking and bitching at nonbinary people for using the term yuri or calling something with a nonbinary person gay <3 stop being cops

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all guys have a shirt which is their best shirt. that's just guys for ya...

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(muttering to myself as i put on an outfit which is my best shirt with my best pants) i didn't need to go this hard...

[beardedmrbean]

[ceecil]

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

[edcynic-deactivated20150419]

And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

[beatingsofabesottedheart2]

[pimento-playing-hopscotch]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[greatwaytokillhim]

still makes me laugh whenever i see it

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[bludraws094]

NOT DEFENDING TUMBLR AT ALL

the animation is the philadelphia pride flag, not the progress flag. they didnt remove the trans colors

ive also seen people say that theres an alternate animation that is the trans flag

its still fucked up that theyre nuking trans women, but i just wanted to clear this up

edit: i tagged a post with just trans as a test, and got this animation

^progress pride flag (altered to fit the animation, but still)

ALSO! i think the reason this is marked mature is bcus one of the blogs in the chain is marked mature. the original post does not seem to be marked

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[unyieldingsilence]

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[catchymemes]

[monchursouls]

The cat looks absolutely flabbergasted

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

fiction can be so beautiful when groundedness and lore aren’t even considerations

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i’m only seven pages into this book and i would already do anything for it

[risen-in-hate]

Please tell me this makes sense in context. I beg you.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

why would you want it to