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styofa doing anything
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Reblog if you think fanfiction isn't a waste of time.
Reblog if you think it’s a good way to practice writing.
Reblog if you have made friends because of fanfiction.
My sister called it a waste of time and I want to prove her wrong.
I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.
This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.
that’s a prime candidate for cinema adaptation if I ever saw one
i just made a facial expression i didn’t know i could make
THATS THE AUTHOR WHO WROTE ROUGH AND READY I M
my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me
Le Coucou: A Vintage Inspired French Restaurant In New York
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Fake Text- Paul’s twin annoys him by saying ‘back in my day’ every time Paul texts them.
(Admin Ziggy note: If I die, it’s because of this text. I had too much fun making this.)
Elephants are so perfect. ☺️🐘💕🙌🏼
“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”
“FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE!” screamed Mrs. Weasley. “THERE WAS NO NEED – I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS – JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE ALLOWED TO USE MAGIC NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO WHIP YOUR DICKS OUT FOR EVERY TINY LITTLE THING!”
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My father’s next door buying my books and Mother’s up the street looking at dicks.
Harry took the dick and (feeling foolish ) waved it around a bit.
Dog teaching baby to jump
And this is why dogs win.
guys please don’t vote for Donald Trump. I don’t have enough money to move out of the United States right now.
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Oh my heart
I get so annoyed when I observe willfully incompetent fathers. Last night my mom and I went to a restaurant that had a lot of families, and honestly, almost all of the dads I noticed were totally useless in their behavior. They mostly sat around and ate while the moms fed the kids, took the kids to the salad bar, refilled the kids’ drinks, cleaned the kids up, took the kids to the bathroom, entertained the kids, calmed the kids when they got fussy, etc.
So then it bothers me when people act like it’s “cute” or worthy of a sitcom trope when dads are clueless…because the subsequent assumption is that it’s not a big deal because his wife or some other woman will let him off the hook and take over (as she “should” because women are made to be caregivers and assumed to be naturally nurturing)! There’s nothing amusing about a grown man refusing to do simple things for his own children and essentially forcing his wife (and/or other women in his life) to pick up his slack.
I just feel sorry for all of the women out there who do so much work that is not appreciated or valued. Women in general work so hard.
That’s why Gomez Addams will always be the best sitcom dad ever.
the only reason this did not end in a horrifying accident is because it is Jimmy Fallon and Emma Watson.
Ok but how adorable is this
cultural appropriation is putting fireflies in a jar
and letting them light up your bedroom
as you drift off to sleep.
and when you wake up all the lights have flickered out
but only when you’re older do you realize
you slowly suffocated them so
that you could enjoy their glow.
pros & cons of all netflix original shows
pro: gays
con: full two minute long opening credit sequences like it's cool the first time maybe netflix but why does it have to be so long like do a full run the first time fine but after that just flash us the title u know your audience is binge watching this anyway u practically invented the binge watch so why does the content you created specifically for your platform contain such excessively long credits that the viewer is just gonna skip over anyway come on now
