Professional Amateur

30 he/him, minding my business until a special interest is mentioned. Hobbies are HEMA, small keyboards, TTRPGs, several more in hibernation.

[worst-wizard-ever]

nobody's winning if he has anything to do with it

[yoshidinosaur]

brrrrrrng-ha

[hagiomoto]

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

[hagiomoto]

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

[vixensdungeon]

What if there was a mysterious hole in the ground that you could explore with your friends, finding danger and excitement, fearsome monsters and wondrous treasures?

No, surely not. Such a thing could never be.

[vixensdungeon]

[ramblinneutralfungus]

Really tearing into the D&D community today huh?

[vixensdungeon]

I haven’t had people be mad at me for something dumb for a while, gotta maintain my rep. Also I just yearn for the hole.

[pixelartpeach]

[pixelartpeach]

[ryukiki]

[phantomrose96]

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[best-of-memes]

[celero-loves-dragons]

in this house we stan al

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this video was always funny but I found this guy’s Instagram and he is Always Doing This, like it’s hundreds of slow motion videos of him walking muscled and shirtless through crowded streets around the world as people react to him—many of them appear to be filmed on the same street as in this video. which means this lady probably sees him doing this all the time and was like OH THERE HE IS AGAIN lmfaoooo

[itsladykit]

That does beg the question--did he upload this himself?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

yes and he did not acknowledge it in the caption or tags at all 😂

[plasmapop]

09/04/2026 • every time @softinvasions writes a villanelle about how sonnets suck i write another suckful sonnet*. metrical malpractice!

*sonnets do not even have to have 14 lines if you are pure of heart and sonnetpilled enough

[bgm05]

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

[valkyrjuk]

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

[bgm05]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hardrockerhippie]

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

[ekjohnston]

This is incredible.

[real-language-facts]

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media

[real-language-facts]

additions: speculative fiction, art film, point and click, simulation game. anything that makes you say "i sure hope so"

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

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[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

[apricops]

wikipe-tan bashfully acquiescing into doing more and more embarrassing kinks in the name of academic thoroughness

[apricops]

“You… you need a p-public domain image for bimbofication?” and so on and so forth

[thepillarsofmarsandvenus]

the literal first image on shipping discourse is wikipe-tan age gap yuri

[apricops]

I love this image so much. it’s so lovingly made. it’s so earnest. it was made with a level of passion and delicacy exclusively reserved for perverts. this was not “we need an image for shipping discourse haha wouldn’t this be silly” this was made with more yearning than the human body can bear

[apricops]

I’m still not over this. If you just showed me this picture with no context and asked me what article it was from I would guess it was a pastiche of some kind of pastoralist art movement, Romantic in the 19th century sense, a (chaste) expression of passion, youth, and sublimity. And then you’d tell me that actually it’s the Weberian ideal-type representation of age gap yuri.

This is why a pervert is like a type of mystic to me. They see what others cannot.

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one