[toastbutteregg]

[bixbiboom]

The Backstreet Boys performing I Want It That Way together from each of their homes is exactly what I needed today.

[starsandskies-archive]

OMGGGGGGG

[helila]

[sipslowlivefast-deactivated2023]

I love this

[enigmaticpink]

So do you like villains because they're cool, or because it's cathartic to see characters completely lash out against the world for their trauma and abuse and just be angry for all their pain in a manner that doesn't actually affect anyone since it's all fictional.

[enigmaticpink]

Third option is that they're just hot

[viper-official]

All of the above

[piesandswords]

checking your phone in the middle of a task

[shinlim-deactivated20251119]

maybe…. undocumented immigrants deserve healthcare bc they’re human beings and that’s a good enough reason by itself

[guerrillatech]

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

i am talking to a guy on facebook and he said ‘hey just to make it clear i’m only talking to you because you like naruto and stuff haha’ and i think i just got naruto zoned

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[isaiahetero]

Meeting a celebrity

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *hands them a piece of paper*

Them: Who should I make it out to?

Me: oh, haha, no, that's not for you to autograph. That's the URL to my amazon wishlist, alright, bye.

[krusca]

lol there are soulmates and then there are saltmates where u and another person have an unbreakable bond by being salty abt the same things 

[beaft]

i’ve put on the first harry potter movie to keep me company while i draw, and can i just say: the way that harry+co immediately jump to suspecting snape of Nefarious Evildoings simply because he’s kind of a dick will never not be funny to me. they don’t even know he used to be a death eater at this point. they know literally NOTHING about him they’re just like “well he was mean to me in class the other day, so he’s probably a spy for voldemort” “yeah that seems legit. let’s set him on fire” 

[bitchyglitch]

Harry+co: the vibes on this man… disgusting…

[beaft]

i’ve put on the first harry potter movie to keep me company while i draw, and can i just say: the way that harry+co immediately jump to suspecting snape of Nefarious Evildoings simply because he’s kind of a dick will never not be funny to me. they don’t even know he used to be a death eater at this point. they know literally NOTHING about him they’re just like “well he was mean to me in class the other day, so he’s probably a spy for voldemort” “yeah that seems legit. let’s set him on fire” 

[bitchyglitch]

Harry+co: the vibes on this man… disgusting…

[adrianshidden]

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

[a-creepy-weirdo-has]

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

[adrianshidden]

how is that racist

[peachraptor]

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

[champagnepadre]

anybody who over 5'5: I hate ur giraffe looking, shrek jumbo size, t-rex looking, palm tree looking musty ass

[robertdeniro]

need a stool? I couldn’t hear you all the way down there

[muhtesemz]

يعرفني الله ولا أمر أعز من هذا على فلبي

Allah knows me and there is no matter more beloved to my heart than this.

[unclejarin]

[netflixandnudez]

Black excellence 🔥🔥

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Serena daughter already won a chip