hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos
im thorsty
He better not fucking have
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@weedcough
hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos
im thorsty
He better not fucking have
The lack of sound is⦠unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.
Holy crap
[A Tiktok of a teenage boy who sits in his room chewing gum staring at the camera. The audio is a vocoded paragraph of the boyās account with a female voice]
This is a true story of how my dad found out I was gay.
Me and my dad were driving to the shops and I saw a cute guy walking his dog and was obviously staring at him. I did not want my dad to see me staring at this guy so I saidĀ āThatās a cute dog.ā
Then my dad replied,Ā āYeah, cute dog. What breed was it?ā
I had been so busy looking at that guyās juicy booty that I did not have a clue what it was, so I just saidĀ āHmm, I think it was a lab.ā
My dad then saidĀ āWhat colour was the dog, Liam?ā
I immediately went into panic mode and started sweating and saidĀ āI donāt know, dad, it was a dog, okay?!ā
My dad paused and saidĀ āIt was a cat, Liam... Those weirdos were walking a cat... is there anything you want to tell me?ā
Hamās Labyrinth
You have been sentenced to wander eternally in the Fanta Labyrinth
Mutuals do this
THIS is the kind of stimulation I need in my enclosure
Yall are like āIām baby Iām babyā because you canāt control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while youāre watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall donāt like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga
Omg
Of course we canāt handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults
Youāre not a distressed baby youāre an adult who writes incest fanfiction
Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media
Burnie Sandals
Letās also talk about the fact that the second line of the first post says āI feel like the white eminemā but eminem is white
Guess again
Product works as advertised.
āI hate the Policeā šš
HELLO FELLOW CRIMINALS. I LIKE DOING CRIME. WHERE DO ALL OF YOU DO YOUR CRIMES? HOW MANY CRIMES DO YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS? ARE YOU PLANNING ANY CURRENT CRIMES? I AM NOT A COP
Ihatethepolice1
āDo I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.ā -Walt Whitman
This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because heās always like this.Ā He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.
#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots
ācritics hated it but straight audiences loved itā andĀ ācritics hated it but gay audiences loved itā are completely opposite genres
I really appreciate that everyone knows I was talking about venom
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code isĀ
always reblog tumblr identification
What are your top five words of wisdom
Never eat food off floors
incorrect
Oh fuck, my bad
Eat food no matter what surface
Thatās six words
Eat no matter what surface
Eat what?
If I were king, youād all be in prison
questions to torture stuck-up business majors with on a date
⢠"why can't we just print more money?"
⢠"inflation? isn't that like, a kink?"
⢠"why do they call it the FREE market when you have to pay for stuff?"
feel free to add on
i asked a guy what the difference between stocks and bitcoin is today and he had to go to a different room to calm down
He probably just left the room to look up what the difference is
people on tumblr will tell someone āburn in a fire. rot in hell. down some pills and off yourself. no one loves you.ā and then tag it #suicide tw #suibate tw #drugs tw #death mention
i love this website
prediction
everyone on this website except me needs to shut up
*sticks to you*
everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up