I am Alive.

Ezra. 28. He/him/they/them, Non-Binary. Super obsessed with books and music.

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[musclemancer87]

[ampervadasz]

[esichovequechova]

[one-in-lemillion]

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

[claireslash]

Holy crap

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

[A Tiktok of a teenage boy who sits in his room chewing gum staring at the camera. The audio is a vocoded paragraph of the boy’s account with a female voice]

This is a true story of how my dad found out I was gay.

Me and my dad were driving to the shops and I saw a cute guy walking his dog and was obviously staring at him. I did not want my dad to see me staring at this guy so I said “That’s a cute dog.”

Then my dad replied, “Yeah, cute dog. What breed was it?”

I had been so busy looking at that guy’s juicy booty that I did not have a clue what it was, so I just said “Hmm, I think it was a lab.”

My dad then said “What colour was the dog, Liam?”

I immediately went into panic mode and started sweating and said “I don’t know, dad, it was a dog, okay?!”

My dad paused and said “It was a cat, Liam... Those weirdos were walking a cat... is there anything you want to tell me?”

[fluffygif]

Ham’s Labyrinth

[scope-dogg]

You have been sentenced to wander eternally in the Fanta Labyrinth

[dyke-werewolf]

Mutuals do this

[lesbianredpanda]

THIS is the kind of stimulation I need in my enclosure

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga

[cherieu]

Omg

[calamity-cain]

Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction

[reallycoolsoup]

Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media

[weaver-z]

[hotsaucebear]

[britnxyspears]

Burnie Sandals

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Let’s also talk about the fact that the second line of the first post says “I feel like the white eminem” but eminem is white

[hotsaucebear]

Guess again

[thenatsdorf]

Product works as advertised.

[gahdamnpunk]

“I hate the Police” 💀💀

[willow-moon]

[rubykgrant]

HELLO FELLOW CRIMINALS. I LIKE DOING CRIME. WHERE DO ALL OF YOU DO YOUR CRIMES? HOW MANY CRIMES DO YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS? ARE YOU PLANNING ANY CURRENT CRIMES? I AM NOT A COP

[straawberries]

Ihatethepolice1

[armedjoy]

[iloveyourfeed]

[clitorous]

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

[longwander]

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

[wordcubed]

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

[wizardnuke]

[devildaisies]

‘critics hated it but straight audiences loved it’ and ‘critics hated it but gay audiences loved it’ are completely opposite genres

[devildaisies]

I really appreciate that everyone knows I was talking about venom

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is 

always reblog tumblr identification

[pukicho]

What are your top five words of wisdom

Never eat food off floors

[eyess]

incorrect

[pukicho]

Oh fuck, my bad

[pukicho]

Eat food no matter what surface

[anarchy-is-a-social-construct]

That’s six words

[pukicho]

Eat no matter what surface

[skillzmcgee]

Eat what?

[pukicho]

If I were king, you’d all be in prison

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

questions to torture stuck-up business majors with on a date

• "why can't we just print more money?"

• "inflation? isn't that like, a kink?"

• "why do they call it the FREE market when you have to pay for stuff?"

feel free to add on

[thyrell]

i asked a guy what the difference between stocks and bitcoin is today and he had to go to a different room to calm down

[ollis-beard]

He probably just left the room to look up what the difference is

[watamote-deactivated20210706]

people on tumblr will tell someone “burn in a fire. rot in hell. down some pills and off yourself. no one loves you.” and then tag it #suicide tw #suibate tw #drugs tw #death mention

[watamote-deactivated20210706]

i love this website

[writerandrocker]

prediction

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up