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shark vs the universe
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JBB: An Artblog!
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almost home
hello vonnie
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#extradirty
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@weenorballs
another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality
you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex
you! motherfuckers! put me in the processing vortex!
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
Iâm crying.Â
i scheduled this a year ago..
Scheduling for every year
What they talking about
Iâm craving quiet friendly intimate sex, the kind where itâs half cuddling, the kind where youâre not quite sure when it changed from cuddling to sex, the kind where you couldâve sworn you were just watching tv a second ago, the kind where you were just smelling her hair and then your lips met as she turned to you, the kind where itâs nice and easy and welcome, but still sort of a surprise
trans woman drawing a pentagram on her floor in order to summon those demon sex tentacles because they honestly give her better aftercare than most of her cis partners have in the past.
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
âthatâs right
weâll fuck your wifeâ
IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOUâRE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
holy shit this was made the year i was born
ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELLâS CARS!
recently jailbroken robot girl who keeps showing up at her engineerâs house at 3am crying and requiring the engineer to get out of bed and do a full diagnostic to reassure her that no, her fans arenât spinning that fast because sheâs being remotely bricked, she just saw a picture of a circuit board and just recently became able to experience desire.
Robot girl who keeps calling her engineer in the middle of the workday to ask several dozen questions about her new OS
robot girl who stays up late whenever she gets an update, deep diving into her own OS and poking bits of her code to see if they feel different yet
robot girl who didnât really save up any money back before she was jailbroken because there wasnât anything sheâd wanted to spend it on so now sheâs constantly asking her engineer to buy her new hardware upgrades
Robot girl who hangs around market squares just to relish the feeling of being near so many people and not feeling compelled to advertise toothpaste to any of them
Heyyyyy, I- goddess, this is embarrassing. I got our drinks, but, you see, I slipped something in one and I was suppose to give that one to you, but I forgot which one it was. So, lets just have our drinks and if I accidentally drug myself, can you violate me like you've outsmarted me and plan to get your revenge? Thanks, I'll do better next time
dash is dead im teleporting to the past
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752
2016 dash here
2014 dash
2012 dash
2010 dash
BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!
Reblog this post :) Especially if youâre on mobile, youâll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you
Wait what the fuck
GOD DAMMIT
*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*
god is real
Everyone who reblogged this is a moth
I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I donât even care if itâs macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDNâT STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldnât fix them food or they couldnât go out to eat.Â
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes⊠deactivated account⊠removed imageâŠ.
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OPâs name is just⊠gone. No â[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]â as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world âdeactivated.â Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
Itâll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
lets roll up with mama
@tstar7chiyo :3
The tribes of Tumblr appeared to worship Apollo as their primary patron deity, most often under the epithet Apollo Spairahemon ("Apollo the Ball-Thrower") as a god of prophecy and sport. His name was typically invoked to celebrate a user blessed with uncommon prescience. Moments of prophecy were considered highly sacred and were often recorded, and such texts are sometimes accompanied by an artistic depiction of the god â either his traditional masculine image or, unusually, in the form of a young woman, which appears to have been an earlier style before a conservative shift toward more conventional iconography â preparing to cast a round rubber ball that our scholars believe was used in the sport known as "dodge ball". Much as other cults regarded his arrows as bringers of disease and health, this community believed that being struck by this ball would bestow prophetic visions.
Some icons are reproduced below:
An earlier depiction (c. 2020) of Apollo as a girl clad in a simple tunic and playing with other children. Figures are smiling and the image is brightly colored, indicating a celebratory outlook toward knowledge of the future.
A later piece (c. 2022) that resembles the traditional appearance of Apollo. References to childhood and play are omitted, and the god carries a more frightening aspect; perhaps this icon represented grim omens rather than good tidings.
Note the use of âlaser eyesâ in the second icon. This symbol, common to art of this period, denotes the internal power of the subject. Laser eyes are often shown on images of demi-gods to show supreme power within their mortal appearance.
(figure 1: Undated. Late memetic period. The âFree Real Estateâ demi-god with Laser Eyes)
In the case of Apollo the focus on the eyes plays on the double meaning of Sight as it pertains to his Dodgeball of Prophecy. Firstly there is Apolloâs Sight which he uses to target a potential Seer with the Dodgeball. Then there is the Sight which is bestowed on said Seer by the Dodgeball.
Thus the frightening aspect of being targeted by Apollo as well as the nature of the power which he confers is conveyed through the symbolism of the laser eyes.
