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I know. BLEHđ¤˘đ¤Ž. Srry for ruining your day. This was before my sis put my hair in a bun with hair down in the back...
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Face Reveal?
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I know. BLEHđ¤˘đ¤Ž. Srry for ruining your day. This was before my sis put my hair in a bun with hair down in the back...
Peter yawning: Good night, everyone.
Everyone: Good night!
Peter at 3am: RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN!
Bucky: IF YOU DONâT TURN THAT SHIT OFF AND GO TO SLEEP!
(Still sad...)
RIP Stan Leeđ
We Lost A Legend Todayđ
This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, Iâm typing them up like clockwork.
also this:
facts.
Iâm like this with my original fiction, too.
You guys forgot this one:
Accurate AF
Also this entire thought process:
[image credit Emily Chapman ]
I have never seen something so accurate when it comes to writing
So when you begin to wonder why it takes me forever to update a story or post new stuff, think of this.
Iâm pretty sure the backstory/plot thing is why prequels exist đ¤
Itâs why I write them anyway
Mmmmmeeeeee
Shit...
If avengers 4 doesnât start like this, then whatâs the point? (x)
W H A T I S T H E P O I N T ?
Any headcanons for Teacher-Student Starker? Itâs one of my favorite aus(: thanks darling!
UGH okay I read like one fanfic with teacher-student starker and it didnât end up being a work I liked SO I AM HERE FOR SOME GOOD STUDENT TEACHER STARKER
Um, this ended up being WAY longer than I expected. Like, mini-fic long. Sorry? Hope you enjoy????!
đŤPeter meets Tony maybe like halfway through the year. Peterâs original teacher has to quit for personal/family reasons and so the school hires Tony Stark, who isnât a genius playboy billionaire philanthropist but has actual experience in the industryđŤ All the girls (and Peter obviously) are immediately drooling over their sexy new teacher because fucking *look at him*đŤ And Tonyâs married to Pepper bc I love angst đŤ but fuck if tony doesnât notice Peter, too. Heâs so promising and cute and *bright*, Okay, heâs a really bright student and he has so much potential but tony also canât stop the thoughts of bending that potential over his desk and railing his tight virgin hole AightđŤ And So they spend most of the year with lingering looks and blushes and gentle flirting. Tony doesnât wear a ring because theyâre working with their hands and heâs like nnnođŤ So peter thinks this could maybe really be a thing if he wasnât totally imagining the looks tony is giving himđŤ the year ends, and Peter thinks about Tony all summer. His crush fades a bit, but then he gets back to school and Tonyâs class is his homeroom and itâs in full fucking swing againđŤ and fuck, peter asks if he can work in Tonyâs class at lunch for a week and tony says yes despite knowing heâs going to fucking die if heâs alone with this kidđŤ and peter makes sure tony dies. Tony is 100% positive Peter is trying to give him a heart attack. Peter sits in his class and quietly works but he always has a fucking banana that he rests against his lips as he writes shit down, and Tonyâs like yeah heâs just mid-thought heâs not doing this on purpose. But then peter starts pushing the tip of the banana in slowly and rubbing his tongue on it and Tony actually is deceased and he canât stop *staring.* and eventually he clears his throat and is all, âPeter, thatâs not how you eat a bananaâ because heâs so fucking hard while sitting at his desk and he doesnât know what to do. And peter looks so embarrassed and that only turns tony on moređŤ and he ends up working on shit there for more than a week. And one time peter has his back to tony and is reaching up high for something he âcanât getâ and his shirt rides up and Tony CAN FUCKING SEE Peterâs pinky, lacy panties poking out from his low waistband. And tony fucking *groans.* like, actually groans. And peter turns his head, sticking his ass out a bit, and is all, âMr. Stark, I canât reachâ bc honestly heâs had enough of this teasing, unsure shit okay HE NEEDS TO KNOW. And so tony walks over and heâs *so close* to Peter as he reaches over Peterâs head to grab the thing thatâs literally not even that out of reach. And peter turns around While Tonyâs reaching under him, and he lifts his shirt a bit to tease the fabric of the panties at the front, and his mouth is open just a little bit. And heâs all, âThank you, Mr. Starkâ and tony stares for a moment before shoving the thing in Peterâs arms and retreating to his office at the front of the class and Peterâs like areyoufuckingjokingđŤ and a day or two later, on their more quiet days, Pepper comes in and surprises tony with lunch. And she kisses his cheek and is all, âhere, babyâ and Tonyâs like âwhyâd you bring me thisâ and sheâs like âwhat, I canât surprise my husband with lunch once in a while?â And tony looks at peter and peter looks like heâs actually about to sob. And Pepper notices Peter, finally, and is all, âoh, hi! You must be Peter!â And peter nods slowly, and is all, âTony always talks about how great of a student you are. Itâs nice to meet youâ and peter nods and says a polite, âyou tooâ even if heâs almost choking on it. So he looks down to hide his tears but tony has already noticed and heâs not letting it gođŤ so he gives pepper a somewhat dismissive âthank you. sorry, pepper, I have so many papers to gradeâ so she fucks off. And after she leaves, peter gathers up his stuff and says a broken, âSorry, Mr. Stark, I gotta goâ đŤ but Tonyâs standing in front of peter before he can get to the door, and he says Peterâs name softly, asks him whatâs wrong, but peter wonât respond. And tony knows whatâs wrong, obviously, so he takes Peter into his office, closes and locks the door. And he puts a hand on Peterâs cheek softly, tilting his head up and wiping away Peterâs tears with his thumb. And he says a soft, âhey, Iâm sorry I didnât tell you. But youâre so special to me and I didnât say anything because I didnât want⌠*this.â* and Peterâs trying to dissect what âspecial to meâ means until Tonyâs kissing him deeply and it becomes painfully obvious. And itâs over too soon, Tony saying a gentle, âIâm sorry, that was inappropriateâ but he doesnât move away. And peter presses in again, kissing Tony so hard and inexperienced, pressing their bodies together đŤ and tony is so thankful, especially as peter grinds his hard cock against Tony, and Tony undoes Peterâs jeans (asking like 20 times if itâs okay) before jerking Peter off. And peter comes all over Tonyâs dress shirt, and he thinks the hottest thing, by far, is when Tonyâs licking Peterâs come off of his handđŤ and after that, the floodgates have opened. Thereâs quick handjobs and blowjobs at lunch and sometimes in the middle of class when Peterâs being enough of a tease - tony just brings peter into his office and bends him over the desk and finger fucks him while he covers Peterâs mouth, growling, âwhy are you being such a bad boy today, Peter? Youâre so snarky and *rude,* you should get spanked for thatâ and Peterâs nodding and tony smirks, all, âoh, so you *want* me to ruin your hole like this. Thatâs what you want, right?â And Peterâs nodding quickly and he comes so hard on Tonyâs papers and when they walk out, peter looks all pink and it could easily pass as sad, like he just got yelled at for being rude, so everybody just thinks tony likes to be extra hard on peter (and I mean theyâre not wrong lmao)đŤ but thereâs sad times, too. when pepper still visits to give tony lunch (itâs rare, but happens). Or peter overhears another teacher talking to tony about Pepper. Or when Peterâs laying in bed at night, thinking about how many days he has left until he graduates, but then also how he doesnât even think heâll get to be with Tony because Tonyâs still *married*đŤ but he continues with tony anyways. And itâs not all sex, sometimes they sit in Tonyâs office and cuddle and tony wipes the tears from Peterâs eyes and assured him that theyâll figure it out. But he knows one day heâs just going to be a story in Peterâs life, and heâs trying not to be one that heâll tell in anger or regret. And sometimes theyâll go into Tonyâs car after schoolâs over, and go for drives and sing loudly together. And sometimes, when itâs raining, theyâll park somewhere and lay down in the back seats, holding each other close.đŤ the weekend Pepper goes away on vacation is when tony finally takes peter to his house and takes his virginity. As far as May knows, Peterâs at Nedâs. And itâs so soft and slow and heartfelt; Tonyâs careful and loving and he kisses peter everywhere and makes sure thereâs lots of lube to keep his baby safe and happy. And theyâd fuck so many times that weekend, but theyâd have fun, too; peter waking up on Saturday morning to tony cooking him breakfast, watching movies and eating snacks all day, and the sad goodbyes on Sunday morning when they have to leaveđŤ but peter accidentally left a pair of boxers behind, and theyâre too small and colourfully patterned to be Tonyâs - he doesnât even *wear* boxers. And pepper finds them and throws them at tony and reprimands him, tearing him down. It takes her a while, but sheâd finally put two and two together. Sheâd claim that Tony was obviously feeling lonely or something, that he was having mental health issues and thatâs why he was seeking sex in a teenager. And he wants to tell her that itâs more than sex, that he loves peter, but he knows itâll just make it worse. And so he listens to her threats and begs her to stop while she searches for Mayâs number, because he doesnât want to ruin anything for Peter, this isnât his fault - peter shouldnât be punished for this. đŤ pepper calls May and tells her whatâs been going on. The lunches, and how Tonyâs been coming home late a lot and she just *assumes* he had been spending time with peter whenever tony told her that he was working late (sheâs not wrong, but). And she asks if peter was away this weekend and sheâs all âyes, heâs been at his friend Nedâs cottage. He got home earlier todayâ and peppers all âwell, he was here. I found a pair of underwear that definitely arenât Tonyâs. I assume you do his laundry, Iâd want to confirm this before continuingâ so May asks her to send a picture and then confirms that yeah, peter has a pair identical to those. And tony just sits there, helpless, crying because he doesnât know whatâs going to happen to peter đŤ And May confronts peter, and he just immediately starts sobbing and claiming he loves tony. And May hugs him, telling him he was deceived and that itâs not his fault. But peter pushes her away and denies that. He knows tony loves him, too, and he was the one who tried to get tony to do something with him for so long. But Mayâs not having it, she fucking fights him on it and she goes to the police station with peter but he repeatedly denies everything. He refuses to answer. But even if he was with Tony, they canât do anything. Peter has freedom to have sex with anybody in his state, as heâs 17 now, and all they can do is suspend Tonyâs employment for the moment. đŤ peter texts and calls tony repeatedly but he gets no answers. And after a few days thereâs a text that says âstop trying to contact meâ đŤ peter spends a lot of time in his room. He knows Mayâs trying to do what she thinks is right but he doesnât want to talk to her anymore, he just sits in his room and cries. Heâs constantly in the guidance counsellorâs office at school, but he repeatedly denies any contact outside of school with TonyđŤ finally, they let tony come back to school. Peterâs switched out of his class, and when he goes to Tonyâs class at lunch, the door is locked. Tony will barely look at him in the hallđŤ finally, peter graduates. And Tonyâs so proud of him, heâs one of the people that has to shake Peterâs hand as he walks through the stage, and peter looks like heâs going to collapse onto Tony while they touchđŤ that night, tony texts him. Just a simple, âIâm proud of youâ and peter calls him. Tony answers reluctantly, and itâs quiet and awkward. Peter gasps and says he wishes he wouldâve remembered the underwear, and that heâs so sorry, and itâs his fault. And tony tells him that no, tony was the adult, and itâs *his* fault. He shouldnât have started this with Peter. And that just breaks Peterâs heart completely. He tells tony, while crying, that he loves him, but tony doesnât reply. They sit there for a while on the call, Peterâs crying louder than Tonyâs, until peter falls asleep. Tony listens to his soft breathing before hanging up, finally, just before he falls asleep himself.đŤ just before peter goes to college, spending a whole summer with his heart broken, tony shows up at his door. May isnât home, thankfully, and peter launches at Tony. Tony has to practically carry him inside and close the door, going to Peterâs room while peter clutches onto him. They lay down and cuddle, crying, kissing each other deeply and lovingly. Peter passes out almost instantly, and may comes home and opens peter door to find peter laying half on top of tony, half asleep, while Tonyâs petting his hair. And he looks up at May, and she stares for a moment, sad because she hasnât seen peter sleep like that since before everything happened. And so she sighs, and whispers, âI want to talk to you both when heâs awakeâ and closes the door.đŤ They talk to May and while sheâs hesitant, she accepts it for Peterâs happiness. And tony helps peter get his supplies for college, helps him pack, and tony decides to move somewhere closer to Peterâs school. And when peter graduates, they get married, and adopt a baby boy. And they both get their happily-ever-afters.
Jesusđ
You have had your blog blessed with the cutest gif of Robert Downey Jr. Reblog to bless someone else.
Peter: Daddy...
Tony: Ye-
Peter: SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!!
Tony: Damnit! Not again!
Reblog if you ship
â¨starker
â¨tony stark x peter parker
â¨spider man x iron man
â¨daddy material x baby boy material
â¨two nerds in love
(no hate please đ)
Hot take
Riz Ahmed as the winter soldier
Oh damn
Rahul Kohli as Bruce Banner
Another amazing addition thanks!!
Iâm gonna re-up and add Jameela Jamil as Pepper Potts
Iâm yelling!!! bless your wisdom this shit is beautiful đđ¤ have you seen the fancast for steve?
#ok but Iâm reimagining the entire cast as poc now
Honey I got you.
Nicole Beharie - Black Widow
Terry Crews - Happy Hogan
Harry Shum Jr - Loki
Daveed Diggs - Thor
Malcolm Goodwin - Agent Coulson
Dev Patel - Tony Stark
Dev Patel as Tony Stark
DEV PATEL AS TONY STARK???
I need this right now. đ
fuCKING HARRY SHUM JR AS LOKI OML YES
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
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will get âdoot dootâ in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
What the heck why not
Give me the DOOT DOOT
Does it still work at 2mil? We will see.
Iâm scared
Will thou bestoweth a dootity doot doot upon mine lucky soul??
my god
HMMMMM
I wonderâŚ
@crankgameplays
GIMME A DOOT DOOT
DOOT DOOT MOTHAFUCKAH
Tf is a doot doot?
Reblogged
Will it really happen?
I will stay up till night again
Letâs see if this works
IâVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE DOOT DOOT FOR FUCKING MONTHS PLEASE
XD same
Hmm
Wut?? Really?!
Hm leeets seee
This is the most notes Iâve ever seen a post get
The doot!
i need a doot
pass the doots please
Erik and TâChalla: *arguing*
TâChalla: BAST! I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Erik: But...B-But Kitty! Thatâs not what you said last night.
Shuri: Dayum...
I started to ship Spiderman x Loki and I have literally no idea how and why this happend⌠it feels like the ship crashed into my room and was like:
SHIP US OR SHIP US!
Stephen: Heâs doing it again...
Tony: Heâs d...Peter! Get down from the god damn fridge!
Peter: HE SAID I WAS IN TIME OUT!
Someone: Tony Stark or Peter Parker?
Me, a thirsty teenage girl who has a shipping problem: Tony Stark IN Peter Parker
Someone: wha t
Me: w h a t
some info on bees and waspsÂ
Iâve been stung by a carpenter bee. Theyâre usually pretty chill.
And dirt daubers are bros. Â
Itâs true you can pet Bumblebees
Iâve been mercilessly killing paper wasps and now I feel terrible đ
I thought they were like yellow jackets!!! I wanna apologize to all the innocent paper wasps Iâve crushed!!!
You forgot Tracker Jackers
Tony Stark is the gayest diva unicornđŚđââď¸