[katjohnadams]

[lurks-no-more]

As the saying goes, the difference between having nothing and having a billion dollars is a billion dollars.

The difference between having a million dollars and having a billion dollars is also a billion dollars.

That million is 0.1% of the billion dollars; it's a literal rounding error.

[amberkendslacy]

[prussiamanj-deactivated20140713]

[weird-old-tired]

Came back to Tumblr after years just to say this:

Everytime Dan and Phill talk about how Dan would have been a lawyer, i think about an AU where their life is just the first Bridget Jones movie. Dan as Mr. Darcy, Phil asi Bridget.

[garaks-padded-bra]

Today i tried out a new boba place and they were out of tapioca so i asked what the pudding option was, and the lady at the counter was like here ill get u a sample and i was like word. Anyways when she came back she VERY TENDERLY CRADLED MY CHIN AND FED IT TO ME ON A SPOON? Craigslist.com missed connections dublin you were a beautiful middle aged asian woman i was that guy in the 100 gecs shirt. I am willing to give up everythign i have going on get back to me girl

[cithaerons]

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

[ripanimecharacter2012-2014-deac]

the fact there’s a south park fandom that ships those little egg shaped racists like anime yaois makes me laugh but also really sad

[092093094]

that fandom has been around forever? one of the ships became canon because of overwhelming fandom support? stay??? in your lane???? also aside from cartman none of the characters are racist maybe actually watch it

[astralcities]

what’s your social security number

[shouldofputaringonit]

Let people enjoy things lol

[i-am-an-atomic-bomb]

what’s your credit card number

[miiriya]

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[annamaillia-135]

I hope so 😉

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who is supportive of whatever your body looks like no matter what

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[egberts]

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

[coolartcorner]

*kickflips a skateboard* hey….. did you know that im…. gay?

[lycanthropoyremade-deactivated2]

i need stop telling ppl to fight me every 10 seconds bc what if they do? im 5ft what am i gonna do? hide in a vent?

[disenchantinqs]

ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*

[yroxis-original]

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

[joshpeck]

talent: being able to make myself upset over literally nothing