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marspetrichor >> weirdfishlittlepond

[civvic]

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

[civvic]

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

[moriendel]

this is how the movie went right

[thenatsdorf]

Wait for it.

[wordsaremylife]

WAIT. Sound ON and WAIT

[newtgeiszler]

this is not an ordinary cat petting video, this is advanced

[bunjywunjy]

press power button for 30 seconds to initiate power cycling

[tiixij]

discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[forthegothicheroine]

[leviathan-supersystem]

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

[neil-gaiman]

I've got to know, was this done intentionally? The complimentary covers with Aziraphale and Crowley, your names in different orders?

It was intentional, yes. It was so that whether you looked on the P shelf or the G shelf you would still find a copy of Good Omens. Also Terry wanted the black cover because he felt it would be cooler.

[konoko]

[tgirl-doginho-deactivated202602]

skeletonin is the happiness chemical released when you see a ghoul or perhaps a ghost

[depsidase]

[dailycatsblog]

[bethfuller]

back from the woods.

my instagram

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[husbandcinnamon]

how long are radio stations gonna say “80s, 90s, and today!” We’ve entered the third decade of “today”

[footlongdingledong]

unaware transfemme call that a she/huh

[sexygaywizard]

via @telltaletypist

[assiraphales]

guy ritchie hasn’t made sherlock holmes 3 yet bc he’s been patiently waiting for it to be public domain (2023) so sherlock n watson can legally fuck

[assiraphales]

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Dear December,

please. bro please. please. bro please. please. just. dude. please. just a break. let me have one break. dude please, im begging you man, im already down, don’t kick me. bro please-