Weird But Funny

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person A: does it count as daddy issues if i just don’t have a dad?

person B: in your case? yes.

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Person A: i swear, if you don’t get enough sleep, i will tie you to your bed

Person B: kinky!

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Person A: i’m not cute! i’m big, scary and mean!

Person B: and i am filled with both love and rage and information at all times. be multifaceted.

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Person A: here, I have something I need you to sign.

Person B: oh, okay- is this a fruit scented glitter pen?

Person A: just- just sign the paper.

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Person A: I’m adorable

Person B: stop gaslighting me

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Person A, mispronouncing: you fill me with homocidal rage.

Person B: homocidal? what’s that? gay murder?

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“I wanna throw rocks at people but I’d probably just end up apologizing.”

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Person A: FUCK YOU

Person A: GO DIE IN A HOLE

Person B: no, personally I prefer corners

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Person A: you can’t win an argument on technicalities, B

Person B: technically, I can

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Person A: I hate you

Person B: understandable have a nice day

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Person A: are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Person B: if I say no, will you stop thinking it?

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If you’re not prepared to be mature, then you should leave the treehouse.

To a little sibling

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Person A: Hey bitch

Person B: *turns around*

Person A: I wasn’t calling you

Person A: have you been called bitch so much that you respond to it now

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Person A: That level of cute should be ILLEGAL.

Person B: So you think I should go to jail?

Person C: Yeah. Jail for murder by cuteness

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Person A: see? Totally fine! Nothing to worry about.

Person B, an anxious mess: I will still worry. You can’t stop me.

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Person A: Hi I’m A and this

Person A:*pulls out knife*

Person A: is my best friend

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Person A: Damn ADHD. Damn autism. Damn anxiety. Damn everything that starts with the letter A!

Person B: Almonds?

Person A: I hate almonds.