person A: does it count as daddy issues if i just don’t have a dad?
person B: in your case? yes.
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@weirdincorrectquotes
person A: does it count as daddy issues if i just don’t have a dad?
person B: in your case? yes.
Person A: i swear, if you don’t get enough sleep, i will tie you to your bed
Person B: kinky!
Person A: i’m not cute! i’m big, scary and mean!
Person B: and i am filled with both love and rage and information at all times. be multifaceted.
Person A: here, I have something I need you to sign.
Person B: oh, okay- is this a fruit scented glitter pen?
Person A: just- just sign the paper.
Person A: I’m adorable
Person B: stop gaslighting me
Person A, mispronouncing: you fill me with homocidal rage.
Person B: homocidal? what’s that? gay murder?
“I wanna throw rocks at people but I’d probably just end up apologizing.”
Person A: FUCK YOU
Person A: GO DIE IN A HOLE
Person B: no, personally I prefer corners
Person A: you can’t win an argument on technicalities, B
Person B: technically, I can
Person A: I hate you
Person B: understandable have a nice day
Person A: are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Person B: if I say no, will you stop thinking it?
If you’re not prepared to be mature, then you should leave the treehouse.
To a little sibling
Person A: Hey bitch
Person B: *turns around*
Person A: I wasn’t calling you
Person A: have you been called bitch so much that you respond to it now
Person A: That level of cute should be ILLEGAL.
Person B: So you think I should go to jail?
Person C: Yeah. Jail for murder by cuteness
Person A: see? Totally fine! Nothing to worry about.
Person B, an anxious mess: I will still worry. You can’t stop me.
Person A: Hi I’m A and this
Person A:*pulls out knife*
Person A: is my best friend
Person A: Damn ADHD. Damn autism. Damn anxiety. Damn everything that starts with the letter A!
Person B: Almonds?
Person A: I hate almonds.