weirdmanthing

ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚ • 24 • she/they/fae • yes i am confused who isnt • 99% random reblogs • scara & sunday truther (yes you can judge me for this) • into biblically accurate creepy beings that wear the skin of a man • king halo is literally me • i promise i play more than gacha games like uuuuhhh... huuuuhhh... zeldams • why are we still reading this bio its so long i literally just reblog dumb shit (i love you guys keep being funny and cool and epic while i lurk) •

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

[airoehead]

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[merweleftthisbehind-deactivated]

Maiden, Mother, Crone in the best way possible...

[oleskyfm]

[brokenbythesirensound]

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

For context on how huge this is

EDIT:

It is now in more theaters than the top 10 movies in the world

[tokeninyourhead]

sobs. I'm so proud of him.

[kawareo]

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

[kawareo]

The tumblr scare of 2026

[crimsongender]

the horse girl game has taken over my life

[gayslicedbread]

iron lung is about drowning in guilt its about feeling like youve wasted your life its about the greater good its about the difference between living and survival its about mark e plier's big fucking bazongas holy shit dude

[deoxyribonucleicacids]

What I've learned from watching Markiplier media is that he (Markiplier) likes to put the guy (Markiplier) into situations (psychological torture)

[caprart1]

you'll never reach the stars

[p0uncivall]

First ten minutes of iron lung: haha silly Markiplier movie look it’s Markiplier

The rest of iron lung: oh my god when faced with incomprehensible cosmic horrors humanity will use all it can to fight and survive, and sometimes all you have is your very self and spirit…

[weirdmanthing]

She iron on my lung til i markiplier

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

You can't convince me Canada is a real place

[sajdd]

this part of the hbomberguy iron lung review that Mark read on stream. yeah. this guy gets it