homosexual butterfly effect

•homestuck•rwby•pmmm• •love live•avas demon• •She/Her•USA•trash•

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[iraffiruse]

This cat doesn’t like cucumbers

[welcometoalternialandofthetrash]

So i made a side blog And I was playing around with the avatar And I’m so sorry nico But your name Is snart

[boomrevengeismine]

oh my god bianca why gay-mart  is bad enough

wait that’s my blog

[welcometoalternialandofthetrash]

B)

[welcometoalternialandofthetrash]

So i made a side blog And I was playing around with the avatar And I'm so sorry nico But your name Is snart

[beekirby]

MUMMIFIED MY TEENAGE DREAMS

NO THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

THE KIDS ARE ALL WRONG

THE STORY’S ALL OFF

HEAVY METAL BROKE MY

(DUN DUN)

[cytheirea]

[jumex]

WHOS MAKING THESE

[welcometoalternialandofthetrash]

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

paranoidrobot:

[edgewxrthy]

this is my favorite thing

[atom1cflea]

I will never not reblog this.

[myreasonswhyihatetmblralot-deac]

I’m pretty sure this is fake, but it is funny.

[starlite-sparkle]

this is kinda old… meow

[thisishowyouzodiac]

The Signs after they die

Aries: Poltergeist 

Taurus: Zombie

Gemini: Hell Queen

Cancer: Banshee

Leo: Angel

Virgo: Hella Glittery Vampire

Libra: Libras don’t die.

Scorpio: Ghost doin the most

Sagittarius: They respawn  

Capricorn: Skeleton

Aquarius: Alien

Pisces: They go that big fishbowl in the sky

[ashhhhpashhhh]

you were either a winx 

or a w.i.t.c.h

[primordial-rust]

I was totally a spy

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

i was aLL THREE

[voxwave-deactivated20171216]

was this the old superwholock? 

[wizardshark]

the old superwholock? Nah these shows all have examples of POC and well written diverse woman who do not rely on men to build their character

[stevonnieee]

WINX UP IN THIS BITCH

[unintentionally-loved]

TOTALLY SPY FAM

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”

[kneelinggirl-deactivated2015042]

This may be the funniest thing I have ever read. There are actual tears coming out of my face.

[livelyandlethargic-deactivated2]

is this gunna happen to me omg

[welcometoalternialandofthetrash]

You know youve fucked up when you accidentally call ur friend "gay snart" at 1 am

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

wow the capital of mexico is called “mexico city” like it really doesn’t get any more creative than that

[aduhm-deactivated20150428]

yeah omfg just like New York’s capital is New York City how original

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

New York’s capital is Albany

[earthtograham]

[channing-tateyum]

[lankyykong]

figured i’d show you guys my majora jacket too, and this is it!

this took 4 days and like 3 consecutive trips to michael’s lmao, it is my baby, and i’m proud affff

art © me