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She/Her - 30’s- Probably Too Old For This Shit

[ximenasbrokencd]

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[evilvillain123456789]

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

[rowlfthedog]

[dalishious]

Among these "cishet" Dragon Age women, who would you make queer?

Morrigan

Anora

Aveline

Meredith

Cassandra

Someone else (leave in tags)

Remaining time: 16 hours 29 minutes

[hehe-bunnies]

[bunnycuriosity]

happy pride month ! 🐇🐇🐇

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[dragonagepolls]

If you could get a backstory DLC in the style of Leliana's song for one of the DATV companions, who would you choose?

Neve

Emmrich

Bellara

Lucanis

Harding

Taash

Davrin

Remaining time: 15 hours 29 minutes

[dragonagehyperfixationwoo]

Neve 🥰

[firecoreart]

I'm alive, I swear! I finished some more Monster Hunter posters, in hopes to make use of it for me since I REALLY want some merch lol

Also, getting ready for Wilds DLC!

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[yayacyan]

Poor thing, she's dying from cringe 😔

I can't leave comments because of some network error

[darth-khal]

Yang being used to being called beautiful and pretty from everyone, she's gotten used to it, even annoyed by it when men become pushy about it, so blake switches it up and calls her handsome or dashing to test something and it has yang being giddy all day, she never though someone could see her as handsome and dashing before, it makes her feel like those heroes summer used to read to her about, heroes yang never thought she could be until now

Inversely I feel adam was the only one constantly calling blake "his beauty" and other such remarks, that for years it ruined whatever giddiness she got from anyone remarking upon her looks. Sun called her pretty once with his trademark earnesty and it got a blush out of her and nothing more, cause how could someone so good find someone like her, someone who hurts people, "pretty" But one day out right after Blake sneezes and her ears wiggle in response Yang out of the blue blurts out she thinks blake is the most beautiful woman she's ever seen and with her trademark goofiness fumbles her way through it. Yang called her beautiful after seeing her sneeze all over her book, and she meant it, and for once in a long time, blake felt like she was

Anon, I think this is beautiful. Nothing else needs to be said by me. 🥰

[copperbadge]

I’m working on an audio transcript using voice recognition technology, and this gentleman has a very nice accent, but when he says “got” the word is often noted down as “God”.

We don’t know what God tested and what God registered as true or untrue. 

We don’t know what God entered into the code since the last time we tested. 

We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.

Now we know what God changed, but we don’t have a record of what God approved. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

“We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.“

[animatedamerican]

voice recognition theology

[fnordseer5]

oh the wifi password yeah it's the nicene creed in its entirety

[freebroccoli]

*spends 15 minutes painstakingly typing the creed in its entirety*

"password is incorrect"

*remembers that my host is Orthodox, rewrites entire creed but without the filioque*

[lynati]

*copy-pastes the phrase, "the nicene creed in its entirety", instantly accesses the network*

[airinyourtires]

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

[airinyourtires]

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

[darth-khal]

There is something really devastating about how this wonderful person thinks she's not worthy of this love/has little chance of her love being reciprocated by the one person she's given up so much for, when in fact, the girl in question has loved and adored her for such a long time, but was fighting her own demons so she can give herself fully & freely to this love. 💛🖤💜