I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Can someone just………………. explain French to me?
its spanish but you speak it in cursive
You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.
Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.
And if in doubt, just say English words in a French accent.
Top 10 branches of science ranked by how bad it would suck to be killed by them (from best to worst)
Physics - probably the nicest just on the grounds of how fast that's gonna be. Like if you're a goner before any of the other sciences can get to you, you probably don't even have time to feel anything.
Biology - the most standard default way of dying. Most of the time it sucks but not badly enough to warrant you its own wikipedia page.
Geology - one of the oldest OG classics. Rock hits Og. Og is gone.
Psychology - slow tigers are chasing you.
Zoology - fast tigers are chasing you.
Sociology - idk me and the rest of the angry mob agree that you had it coming.
Chemistry - this is a hard one to place because there's a lot of variation. But anyhow you're getting undone on a cellular level.
Mathematics - how the fuck did you even do that.
Cosmology - why the fuck did you even do that?
Theology - what the fuck did you even do?
Annabeth in the Violet Bridgerton “I am the tea you will be having” pose featuring her outfit from the Winter Solstice series by @skywalking-through-life
Au where the girls already knew Rumi was a demon, so when the take down scene happens, they literally just tackle the demons off the stage.
Cue everyone being confused, especially the fans, ‘cause why did Mira and Zoey start bullying Rumi on stage? then five seconds later, another Zoemira jumped on stage and starts beating the crap out the first set.
Bobby hella confused, Rumi is trying not to cry, because she almost thought her girls hated her, and Zoemira just completely seeing red
Hmm... ideas forming...
the most sheltered motherfuckers alive will hear you recount autobiographical knowledge in crisp detail in a situation where it genuinely doesn’t even matter and go “can you link a source for that” or “source???” ITS CALLED MY EYEBALLS AND MY LIFE FUCK OFF
Is... is he hiring?
Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.
absolutely a granny weatherwax moment. “you need to move the outhouse because its presence is bothering the forest spirits and they’re cursing you” because trying to explain about bacteria from the outhouse contaminating the well wasn’t working.
Sometimes you gotta ask yourself ‘Do I want to be right or do I want results?’ and then act accordingly.
Official silly sign
Percy: Grover said if I take two ibuprofen my headache will be gone in an hour
*Annabeth pauses reading to look at her. Grove smiles encouragingly.*
Percy: I’ve gotten better at math, so I know of I take the entire bottle my headache will be gone in a minute.
*Annabeth wheezing*
*Will running at Percy full speed*
*Grover on the ground crying*
porn is harmful to society and most countries do not permit porn. you're the odd ones out, don't act like you're oppressed for not being able to look at naked pictures of strangers. it's not normal to want that
I haven't abandoned this story. I just put it on the back burner for now. The story is just on a small vacation. It is currently out of office. It can't come to the phone right now. It just fell under my bed to sleep with the monsters. It never left my head. It is everywhere - except on paper.
Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.
He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.
Some additions from the notes (I love reading the notes on this):
And of course:
a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
Reblog if you're a writer who doesn't use AI.
Estelle Blofis’ due date was March 15th, which means she was conceived sometime in mid-to-late June the year before. That also means Sally was only a few weeks pregnant when Percy and Annabeth fell into Tartarus.
So when Camp Half-Blood received Annabeth’s note, and Chiron inevitably reached out to Sally to inform her that her son had somehow plummeted into the deepest, darkest part of the Underworld, an inescapable abyss crawling with the most ancient and evil monsters—and none of them knew he had a way out—do you think Sally knew she was pregnant yet? Because if so, she would have just found out.
Well, your kid is probably doomed to eternal suffering and damnation… but here’s a new one!!
