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‘Jesus’ comes from a shortening of the Hebrew version of the name Joshua, while ‘Christ’ simply means ‘the anointed one.’ To make this clearer to modern Christians, I propose a new Bible translation where Jesus is referred to only as “oily Josh”

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There’s something really unsavory about oily Josh and his 12 teenage friends.

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Oily Josh and the Greasy boys

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Fun things that happened when I saw john mulaney live:

-immeadiately addressed the left side of the audience and told them he wouldn’t he able to turn and look at them during the show because he had slept on his neck wrong and would instead turn to us and bow-which he did multiple times

-told us that the theatre we were at (the orpheum in LA) was most definitely haunted and to please let him know if there was a ghost on stage with him

-a lady in the audience had a sign that said “marry me” and when john saw it he got very flustered and told the woman he didn’t want to and that he was sure she is “a very nice lady but…uh…I just really don’t want to”

-RAN off stage during a bit about street smarts to emphasize the joke. I mean the man SPRINTED

-when he mentioned Petunia everyone started clapping and cheering. John looked visibly annoyed, looked around in disbelief, and when the applause finally died down he shook his head and then very dejectedly whispered “every time” into the mic

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“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

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The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

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LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU

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HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

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Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

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The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

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okay, but eighth graders

doorstoplord

….. could be a nursery.

awesomealfry

being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi

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“Why buy the cow, question mark?”

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THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE

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And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself.

And kept driving.

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LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

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“We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain”

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT

Y'know, how you talk to your grandma?

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hello? HUSH

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Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

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T H E R E I S A H O R S E,

L O O S E

I N T H E

H O S T P I T A L

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I would never call my wife a bitch and pretend I don’t like her!

My wife is a bitch and I love her so much

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i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

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For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.