holy guacamole

isabel | breakfast food enthusiast

[fibro-memes]

[guitarblowjob]

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[astronomical-bagel]

Trots onto your dash with youthful curiosity and zest for life

[mikufanclub]

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

[mikufanclub]

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

[mothecho]

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[sapphling]

they could have stopped inventing most things after they figured out root beer floats

[spicymochi]

jake the puppy

[spicymochi]

jake the puppy and bmo!

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

wha if instead of jimmy falon his name was jimmy talon and he was a great and terrible bird

[stahsm]

“Cleaning the House” painting by Sally Welchman.

[ozempicofficial]

[mino2aur]

cybertrucks are so amazing to me. sure it may be unsafe to drive and unimaginably expensive and ugly as shit but at least everyone who sees you driving it thinks youre a nazi

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[heathermcnamara]

‘song of the summer’ this ‘song of the summer’ that …. carly rae jepsen wrote a MILLION songs of the summer …. #listentowomen

[rawstrap]

"!!" is its own word to me

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[slugspoon]

floating in uncertainty