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A nightmare from which I am trying to awake he/him | éire

[werewolfetone]

Sometimes twitter is worth it

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

His smile is so radiant

[zabouncer]

Maybe one year Demi can be the one jello wrestling with another women

[tamamita]

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

[coughloop]

if you were a skilled glassblower what bong would you make that doesnt currently exist

I THINK I COULD CREATE THE BONG OF CHANGE

[chizhik-pyzhik]

looks around your mind palace like red army soldier who entered tsar’s residency

[fucxingcuties]

[pansyfemme]

you try to give me head under my desk but im a clumsy beadwork artist and im just dropping beads on you over and over

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[photoarchive]

Lindokuhle Sobekwa, Khumalo street where accident happened. South Africa, Johannesburg, Thokoza, 2023

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[werewolfetone]

Comrade varys has accepted the immortal science of marxism-leninism

[noelledeltarune]

i hope i am not just an online presence to you all but also someone who has a really bad headache

[blemgoid]

im distributing centrist zines

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[diana-andraste]

Outfit of my Dreams, Daniel B., 2021

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[werewolfetone]

You see, the average english march warden in the late 16th century was like: sir robert whatever (1502-1620) held his government office hereditarily. he is famous for killing 2 of his fellow march wardens over a game of football, donating half his yearly income to the border reivers, attempting to assassinate the entire scottish royal family for unclear reasons (he was exiled to derbyshire for 2 weeks as punishment), refusing to put anyone in prison ever, recreationally killing half the population of the area he was in charge of, gambling away the other half of his yearly income (with the border reivers), and once saying something nasty to a supporter of queen mary, which historians credit with being the reason why sir francis walsingham started laughing when someone asked him if the government was going to do anything about sir robert whatever reacting to one of the other march wardens arresting his town drunk by kidnapping the guy's whole family and then drawing and quartering the guy in front of them. his wife was walter raleigh's daughter for some reason. and just so we're clear robert whatever would've been the only thing preventing scotland from invading england here