#1 Umbra Enjoyer

it's pronounced [vɛrɪx] the name's dewy / 27 / she/her getting that linguistics phd slowly but surely

[birdhism]

[zanncom]

martyr ☆

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[zenosanalytic]

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

[morethanonebraincell]

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

[ziggy-scardust]

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

[random-brushstrokes]

Theodor Kittelsen (Norwegian, 1857–1914) - Embrace

[amazoogle]

completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

[nijinokanatani]

Margaret Ely Webb (1877–1965)

“The Flower Princess” 1904

[maviyenot]

[random-brushstrokes]

Nigel Lambourne (British, 1919-1988)

[godwantsit]

[adamtotscomix]

[abusivegreed]

Here’s my newest ghost themed battle jacket

I gave it major Skeletá vibes even tho that wasn’t my exact intention when I first started out

[lassie-farce]

the artemis ii mission reminds me why i love humanity so much. they play pink pony club for the astronauts. they have issues with microsoft outlook. one of the astronauts named a moon crater after his late wife. a jar of nutella just flew by. they make 67 memes because they’re big nerds with huge hearts who say that we look beautiful from there. they call dibs on sleeping arrangements and the mission specialist likes sleeping like a bat. the pilot’s daughter shows her dad off on her social media.

dunno just sometimes helps to think that we can do things like that.

[breadandm]

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

[mainponcho]

Same Energy

[campcrow]

I’m looking disrespectfully. Show me that bulge king

[artful-insincerity]

[ridiculus-mus]

Easter eggs on a tree with a communist housing block in the background (Szeged, Hungary).

[gothredy]