I LOVE SHIZUNE!!

ain't no such thing as a cis ninja 'round these parts. if you ship tsunashizu at any capacity, please just block me or i will block you. i block freely.

[ace-shikamaru-quotes]

DNI if you ship list (pedo/grooming + incestual)

Here’s a list of ships I find unacceptable and their age differences. Please do not interact if you ship one of these.  (If you see anyone shipping an unlisted pedophilic/incestual ship, tell me and I’ll edit my post.)

List under the cut

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[wetransinkonoha]

if shizune was a spider-person, no one would suspect her. i feel like she flies under the radar even if she was the assistant to three hokage. and if she can make swords and blades out of her chakra (shown more in the games), then webs shouldn’t be an issue. that being said, it would help to have artificial webbing and i would see her taking her senbon launchers and allowing them to shoot to the webbing in addition to needles.

[wetransinkonoha]

i think i’ve got brain worms and by brain worms i mean the need for shizune to be explored as a person

[wetransinkonoha]

i had a fic idea where shizune thinks about the current generation (Boruto’s) and how their interests are different compared to when she was a kid… only for her to realize that as a kid, she never wanted what everyone else did because she was too busy being the guardian to an emotionally crippled woman.

[wetransinkonoha]

give shizune a spin-off. i don’t even need action. make it a slice of life or as slice of lifey as the naruto franchise can get. let her discover things about herself, let her strengthen bonds, let her mellow out PLEASE.

[wetransinkonoha]

it’s funny to think about how nice shizune is knowing that she could have the highest body count in the room and you’d never think she would because she’s so polite and personable. like, yeah, she’s super nice but she can spit poison mist out of her mouth that could kill you instantly.

[wetransinkonoha]

i wonder if shizune can be fooled by impostors (people transformed to look like allies). probably not, since i believe her to be extremely observant, especially considering the strong personalities of the people she knows. no one could ever hope to look like tsunade and trick shizune. and live.

[wetransinkonoha]

jounin, i’ll give you the go ahead to have a sleepover. nevermind the fact that you’re all grown ass men and women. have a blunt rotation or something g

[wetransinkonoha]

if shizune were a jinchuriki she’d probably win over her tailed beast but refuse its power even if it’s offered to her.

[wetransinkonoha]

if shizune were a jinchuriki she’d probably win over her tailed beast but refuse its power even if it’s offered to her.

[wetransinkonoha]

there had to have been a point where shizune realized that it would have been important to slow down and process the fact that she died and was revived, like many other people. but instead, maybe it was a conscious choice to ignore those feelings in favor of caring for tsunade while she was comatose.

[wetransinkonoha]

there have to be in-universe conspiracy theories in the naruto universe. like, maybe people theorize that the third hokage is still alive and lives on the moon. or that the fourth tsuchikage secretly is or is related to the hokage’s assistant, shizune.

[wetransinkonoha]

shizune can draw and i don’t need to justify that headcanon

[wetransinkonoha]

shizukakagai polyculing it up all over the village

[wetransinkonoha]

Anko: Shizu! Awaken!

Shizune, waking up with a start: Ah! How did you get in here?!

Anko: You gave me a key.

Shizune: I only have one key, Anko.

Anko: We can argue who pickpocketed who all day, or we could look at this shit!

[wetransinkonoha]

i wonder if shizune was friends with obito. honestly, probably not. she most likely faded into the background of her graduating class that they hardly noticed when she left the village with tsunade, only that they knew a shizune, and she came back with Naruto, tsunade, jiraiya and is now the fifth hokage’s assist

[wetransinkonoha]

shizune out here thinking she’ll never find love as if most of the jounin, who were people she went to school with, don’t want to absolutely fill her with love