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୨୧⌢⌢⌢⌢୨꒰ 🌺 ꒱୧⌢⌢⌢⌢୨୧ https://jhjh.straw.page

[whalejoey5]

Is dude dead on tumblr or lazy 🤔

i forgot i had tumblr ,, but hi yeira!!!

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i want to eat one of those wax bottle candies sooo bad right now

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i think i figured out who sent that one strawpage ask 🎉🎉yayy i love when people harass me online (they sent another one btw. might repost it here later)

[whalejoey5]

gotta love those memories that make me so happy(?) i get the urge to cry and can only calm down by listening to fine by lemon demon ,, sometimes i wonder if said memories have anything to do with my songkin identity

[whalejoey5]

at a sleepover rn.. we watched the captain underpants movie and i drew myself a little!! unfortunately, i still haven't found my camera wire sooo it may take a bit before i can show any art.anywahs its going great 10/10 sleepover already!!!! /j (LET ME OUT!!!)

[yeiratan]

SEL LORE DROP

Overview

Full name: Selulose

Pronouns: They/Them

Theyre a Bush

I made them during my really obssessive coding phase to the point a plan a whole character to possibly put in a game for the furure (idk how likely this is now)

Theyre kinda inspired by turnip boy commits tax evasion

Theres currently 2 versions of Sel

Original Sel

Plush Sel

Yes ik theres no colours but theyre all green

Information related to a specific version's canon will be marked with its own respective colours

Family

This is Sel's Mom

And this is their dad

Yes i havent thought of a name okay

Theyre both the queen and king of Shrubville

Which means Sel is royalty

Sel grew up with this status

Sel never meet their parents and arent aware of them

Plush

Sel has this plushie they carry around

Its called Moni

Use it/its pronouns for the plushie

Its both sentient and not

Like its aware of things and its surrounding but only during night time

Sel's parents are not aware of the sentient plush and bought it for them in a carnival game

The plush is an inanimated object they carry around since they were a little shrub

Human Friend

Has a Human friend named Chail

uses He/They pronouns

Hes a little boy who wants to be a sailor when they grow up

Sel is more like a companion to Chail

Note

Sel IS NOT me

Sel is a different being in a different world

Kina see it like danno and riggy's relationship and stuff

However if you do wanna include me in a drawing for whatever reason feel free to use sel till i actually make a sona for myself ^^

[whalejoey5]

I looked at your strawpage & why are you almost exactly like me I'm so scared

Great minds think alike..

[whalejoey5]

coining terms Wow! exposuretive - a headmate formed from meeting another headmate/singlet, typically not sourcing them but potentially taking some personality traits (ie; being easily irritated, being over apologetic.. etc etc) - not traumagenic!!! ao3tive - a headmate sourced from any ao3 fic. yes i know there's already fanficorma but i wanna be specific 👀..

[whalejoey5]

TW FOR MENTIONS OF PEDOPHILLIA !!! "Oh wow guys im so happy someone sent me a question on strawpage i cant wait to see what it is!!!" and then its fussing this. thx anon!!🥺

[whalejoey5]

Shoutout to whoever just broke into my house and gave me a rat (in adopt me) (sadly not in real life)

[whalejoey5]

TW FOR MENTIONING OF SUICIDE/REFERENCE TO SH (albeit indirect)

wow art im so c. ool

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👀👀

Yeira spotted in the wild👀👀

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One compliment on our strawpage and now I'm motivated to do like ten billion zillion things. tysm whoever sent it <3

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my period is actually transphobic! pride month JUST BEGAN and it suddenly starts??? suspicious...

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joebert dump!