I want to be kirby

Mel. She/her. 25. Gay

[transbrucewayne]

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

people telling chatgpt their problems is insane to me like girl just get a tumblr….

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[ripempezardexerox]

One tumblr follower is worth 196 instagram followers

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thememedaddy]

[maneatingorchid]

maneating orchid endorses this philosophy

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[whataboutmuffins]

The thought of sex with a man disgusts me so much

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

[qwanderer]

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[stratfender]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]

[ryebreadgf]

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[lezbianz]

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

[hauntanelle]

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense